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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 2:16 pm
by Aaron
Why do we still have troops in Germany?
Because they wanted to keep the russians in Czech.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 2:21 pm
by The Jonster
I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plan was foiled.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 2:24 pm
by Aaron
What did the egg say to the human?
You crack me up, kid!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 3:08 pm
by PluMGMK
Birds858 wrote:Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?
Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.

Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
I wasn't able to find the post unfortunately, but while searching I did find
this one. God, those were dark days indeed…
So um, jokes…
Well, on April Fools' Day I was half expecting HL3 confirmed jokes, since Ray502 mysteriously got a rank named "Borealis", which is the name of a ship that was presumed to figure in that game, built by Aperture which starts with the same letter as April, and of course "April Fools' Day" is three words… Anyway…

Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 3:44 pm
by The Jonster
PluMGMK wrote:Birds858 wrote:Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?
Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.

Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
Oh dear that’s a tragic thing to say. That would really make me uncomfortable hearing someone say that to my face. I kinda wonder what it was like when StaceyW was an administrator here (yes i know she goes by Cairnie these days right?)
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. Afterwards I had a massive vowel movement (ok that was weird and disturbing sorry

)
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 4:00 pm
by PluMGMK
The Jonster wrote:PluMGMK wrote:Birds858 wrote:Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?
Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.

Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
Oh dear that’s a tragic thing to say. That would really make me uncomfortable hearing someone say that to my face. I kinda wonder what it was like when StaceyW was an administrator here (yes i know she goes by Cairnie these days right?)
Yep, she does! But she went by "robocoddess" on the Ubi forums, which is where this incident occurred. I'd say if someone said that here they'd have been run out of town before they knew what was happening! (Not that I'm saying that's a good thing, that's just the mood the community was in back then, I think.)
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 4:03 pm
by Steo
So guys I have 2 plungers in Rayman 1
(jk please don't kill me I love the real Rayman 1 from 1995

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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 4:09 pm
by The Jonster
Steo wrote:So guys I have 2 plungers in Rayman 1
(jk please don't kill me I love the real Rayman 1 from 1995

)
..............
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
....jk
PluMGMK wrote:The Jonster wrote:PluMGMK wrote:Birds858 wrote:Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?
Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.

Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
Oh dear that’s a tragic thing to say. That would really make me uncomfortable hearing someone say that to my face. I kinda wonder what it was like when StaceyW was an administrator here (yes i know she goes by Cairnie these days right?)
Yep, she does! But she went by "robocoddess" on the Ubi forums, which is where this incident occurred. I'd say if someone said that here they'd have been run out of town before they knew what was happening! (Not that I'm saying that's a good thing, that's just the mood the community was in back then, I think.)
Or at least get a negative reply from most people who disliked the idea of Rayman + Rabbids. Personally I am neutral to the games themselves, but the Rabbids just didn't really belong mixed in with his series. As I said in at least one thread before, I feel their separation was predestined. But anyway...
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He made a little wine.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 4:50 pm
by Aaron
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 4:53 pm
by The Jonster
Butt is actually a British measuring unit equivalent to 125 US gallons or 105 imperial gallons.
(I actually didn't know this, I'm sorry if I insuled people)
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:45 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Q: What did a guy say to the Muppets?
A: It looks like you need a hand.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:48 am
by The Jonster
Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: 9.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:15 pm
by Birds858
To unlock the Magician in Rayman Raving Rabbids, you must complete the story mode in 100% in one try. Then doing a perfect score in all minigames, after that, you will be able to unlock a level from the cancelled prototype. After finished it, the Magician will be unlock. The Magician can help Rayman in the minigames. (like giving you a additional plunger or giving Rayman the advantage to throw the cow much farther)
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:18 pm
by The Jonster
My ex had an accident. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her.
Finally she’ll experience what rejection is really like.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 2:47 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Q: What do you get when you put THE money you've earned and IRS together?
A: THEIRS!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:05 am
by The Jonster
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:45 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
What kind of candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE!!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:48 am
by The Jonster
Haahhahahh!
Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”
Me: “No.”
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:53 am
by Steo
AMD CPU's before 2017
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:54 am
by The Jonster
An almost hysterical man calls 911 and yells, "Please come quickly! Kailey is pregnant and her labor started now, it’s really intense!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the operator.
"No you dumbass! It’s her husband!"