Jokes topic

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Why is a boat late for school?


It overswept

[The Jonster]

Mommy, why does Grandpa run zig zag in our garden?

Be silent child and reload.

[Steo]

I just thought of this one but it's a bit silly

Who's your favourite music artist?

The who.

Who's your favourite music artist?

The who!

Who's your favourite music artist?

The who! Are you deaf or something?

You're the one that keeps saying who!

[PluMGMK]

Slappy Squirrel did a variant of that I believe.

[Steo]

I never looked up I just thought of it when I was eating my dinner and The Who were on the radio

[The Jonster]

Terrorism strikes no fear in my heart. I’ve been married for years.

[Steo]

This is a joke right? 185 Windows updates!

[The Jonster]

This is a joke right?

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OHhhh noooo!

[Steo]

Aha! I told you I wasn't crazy, the voices in my head said so!

[The Jonster]

Hahahhahahah!!!

[Aaron]

Bump.

Why are soldiers so tired in April?

They've had a long March.

[Steo]

Why did you never do that thing you said you would at the beginning of August?

Because July!

[The Jonster]

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop music.

[PluMGMK]

Here's one I've been meaning to share for a while.

Once upon a time there was a bright young boy who developed a passion for tractors. He drew pictures of tractors, spent his time learning about how they worked, what different kinds there were and all that. His walls were covered with pictures of tractors, and his shelves filled with model tractors.
Now, as his schooling progressed and he got older, his parents persuaded him that perhaps it was time to let go of this hobby and focus on more pertinent matters. Reluctantly he agreed, and gradually the tractor paraphernalia disappeared from the house. In the heel of the hunt, he was very successful, and once he got a job he quickly rose through the ranks of the company to become one of the top dogs.
Once he reached the top, it came time for the young man to attend a board meeting. He was brought into the board room, where he found he couldn't see a thing. The place was full of smoke from all the cigars being smoked by the other big-shots. His reaction was utterly bewildering: he opened his mouth and with a big gulp, sucked in all the smoke, clearing the room. He then went over to the window, opened it, and spat the smoke out into the air outside. As he turned to the shocked executives, one timidly asked:
"H-how did you do that?"
"Oh, that's simple," the young man replied, "I'm an ex-tractor fan!"

[The Jonster]

That's a long, but great joke! Extractor fan

Alright, here's one...
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
"I have read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions."

[PluMGMK]

Biggest indeed! Especially that one April Fools' Day when a bunch of people signed over their souls to… was it Amazon?

[Steo]

And that's precisely my sense of humour in a nutshell. Ex-tractor fan

[The Jonster]

Biggest indeed! Especially that one April Fools' Day when a bunch of people signed over their souls to… was it Amazon?

My sister was probably one of those. Uses it for all her purchases. Still useful though.

Anyway...

What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
Ask for a Wii-match!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I got a Good one.

What do you call a sleeping Bull?

A Bulldozer

[Aaron]

I got a Good one.

What do you call a sleeping Bull?

A Bulldozer

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually it’s more of a wrap