Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:38 am**

What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:47 pm**

What do you currently call my keyboard?

A teaboard! You also call me an eejit for spilling tea

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:50 pm**

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of its paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:04 pm**

How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?

Moatzarella

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:29 pm**

What was that guy at that was really addicted to Rayman 3 but he just kept pressing load?

He was giving it loads

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:31 pm**

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
Too close for comfort food.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:36 pm**

What's your favourite takeaway?

Mine's 12 minus 6

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:38 pm**

I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible!

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:41 pm**

You're so crazy you should be off the chart.

No literally get off my chart, you're sitting on it

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:08 pm**

Time for a stupidly horrible joke!!

2+2 =....cornbread?!??

Yup a terrible joke

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:36 pm**

Microsoft forcing me to upgrade to windows 10 because the controller will not work wirelessly.

:lololol:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:11 am**

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:45 am**

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:23 pm**

How does a hurricane see?

With its eye.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:31 pm**

I wanted a Nintendo console so I drank excessive amounts of liquid

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:26 pm**

Cheese Louise!

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:47 pm**

Why does everyone keep calling me a legend?

I'm not a foot!

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:48 pm**

Omg

How does a hurricane see?

With it eye.

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:49 pm**

And why is it called Rayman Legends?

Those aren't feet either

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:51 pm**

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Yeah....I think that one's old.

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