Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:58 pm
Why did the golfer have a bad short game and bad recovery shots?
Because he brought a sandwich
Because he brought a sandwich
Why do people wear Shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:03 pm
Why do people wear Shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:18 pm
Reminds me of the Phoenix's take on Enda Kenny presenting a bowl of shamrock to Donald Trump on the latter's first Saint Patrick's Day in office. "Sham rock? Fake rock? How am I supposed to build my yuuuge, beautiful wall with fake rock? You're fired! So sad…"
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:36 am
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:50 pm
I'm trying to get into university and they just sent me this via email:
8==D
Is this some sort of equation, a test to get in?
8==D
Is this some sort of equation, a test to get in?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:58 pm
It was so hot in Beverly Hills,
people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.
Yeah.....that was bad
Yeah.....that was bad
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:57 pm
Im not sure non Irish people will get this because of the way we talk but...
Jamaica sandwich and Jamaica cuppa tea?
Jamaica sandwich and Jamaica cuppa tea?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:30 pm
Don't worry some people won't get a lot of the jokes I make! 
Like this one...
Why is an island like the letter T?
Like this one...
Why is an island like the letter T?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:43 pm
Ah clever
Why wouldn't Jonster bet when I said he couldn't reach the top shelf in the fridge?
The steaks were too high
Why wouldn't Jonster bet when I said he couldn't reach the top shelf in the fridge?
The steaks were too high
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:47 pm
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:02 am
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:21 pm
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:01 pm
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:42 am
Nice one Plum!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:50 am
YOuhouhouh! You stink!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:57 am
This is a very funny pun and you're laughing your asses.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:48 am
Knock knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen'd against your wet paint
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen'd against your wet paint
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:56 am
Lol I forgot about this topic hehe
Why should you stand in the corner if it gets cold?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:05 am
I lost so much weight, that I no longer wait for the bus
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:52 am
The tree went to the count But didn't get the help that it wanted because it went to the wrong "branch".