Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:49 pm
I tend to lose my patience a lot, I'd be a terrible doctor.
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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:15 am
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:07 am
What do you call sad coffee?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:15 pm
What do you call a Bent iPhone 6 plus?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:25 pm
What do you say to someone that uses a Nokia Lumia these days?
I'll Nokia out for using that thing
I'll Nokia out for using that thing
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:42 pm
How can you prove that Santa Claus approves of prostitutes?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:35 pm
Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!!
......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad.
......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:44 pm
You mean iPhone chargers anyway, you said it wrongThe Jonster wrote:Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!!
......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:55 pm
Darn it, I got busted!Steo wrote:You mean iPhone chargers anyway, you said it wrongThe Jonster wrote:Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!!
......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad.
But yeah, I forgot to say chargers.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:52 am
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:07 pm
I want to bring this thread back since it's been a while, so I'll just try a silly joke I made op off the top of my head:
My game had just finished, then some guy approached me...
Guy: You didn't even get one cheer.
Me: I don't need a chair, I have some at home.
Guy: No! I mean you have no fans.
Me: I do, I have a ceiling fan in my bedroom.
Guy: That's not what I mean, I meant like you have got no support!
Me: I have! I sleep on an upper floor and the floor seems to support my weight and has done so for years.
Guy: FOR FUCK SAKE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
Me: Who's Hugh?
For some reason after that, the guy ran off screaming pulling his hair out.
My game had just finished, then some guy approached me...
Guy: You didn't even get one cheer.
Me: I don't need a chair, I have some at home.
Guy: No! I mean you have no fans.
Me: I do, I have a ceiling fan in my bedroom.
Guy: That's not what I mean, I meant like you have got no support!
Me: I have! I sleep on an upper floor and the floor seems to support my weight and has done so for years.
Guy: FOR FUCK SAKE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
Me: Who's Hugh?
For some reason after that, the guy ran off screaming pulling his hair out.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:20 pm
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:09 pm
My 7700k now only has 7 threads as opposed to 8, turns out Ray and Hunch killed one.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:46 pm
LMAO that’s a good one!Steo wrote: ↑Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:09 pmMy 7700k now only has 7 threads as opposed to 8, turns out Ray and Hunch killed one.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:45 am
I hate autocorrect, it's so stupid and I would never use it! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play some Rahman Oranges.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:08 pm
What do you call a cross between a clown and a goat?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:40 pm
Bump.
What do you call a broken game?
A game that's boggy
What do you call a broken game?
A game that's boggy
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:43 pm
What word in the alphabet rhymes with the letter U?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:45 pm
Why are alumin(i)um cans being made?
Because they’re smaller and can be crushed.
Get it?
Because they’re smaller and can be crushed.
Get it?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:02 am
How come the ancient computer that's been in our family for decades is no longer ours?
Because it was over 48 ours ago.
Because it was over 48 ours ago.