Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:07 pm
Windows 10 sucks so hard, I'm considering using it as a vacuum cleaner.
What do you call a dog with a fever?
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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:44 pm
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:51 pm
If we're talking operating systems, Kit Kat's tagline "Have a break, have a Kit Kat." would be "Have a break, have Windows 10." since Windows 10 is notorious for being so broken.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:10 pm
When Linux breaks, it's usually because we break it ourselves. Microsoft just does that for us these days, so we don't have to.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 3:02 pm
How is Brexit like a DOS syscall?
Because when it failed, it went back to the electorate with three options: Abort (Lib Dems), Retry (Labour), Ignore (Tories).
Because when it failed, it went back to the electorate with three options: Abort (Lib Dems), Retry (Labour), Ignore (Tories).
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 4:30 am
Does anyone around have any Miles of jokes?
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 4:42 am
That's just going Miles too far...
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 4:46 am
I can't help but be Steopid at times like this. 
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 4:48 am
I don't even have any good jokes, I guess Tily.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 4:57 am
Tily? Who's that? I thought we were talking about Ly.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:01 am
She's actually Ly wearing a tie.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:02 am
Oh that was a good one.
I need you to Lyason me to the Glade of Dreams.
I need you to Lyason me to the Glade of Dreams.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:30 am
What do you call a chicken wearing a tie?
HEN-TIE.
HEN-TIE.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:31 am
What do aliens say when they need a bathroom?
We come in PEE-ce.
We come in PEE-ce.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:34 am
Our floor has tiles meaning it's Tily.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:02 am
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:04 am
Jokes are smelly sometimes, just like this one.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:57 am
Yeah, using the "tile" pronunciation of Tily… Hrmmmm…
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:59 am
What about people who say Lie instead of Ly.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:01 am
So the girl locked up in the Pirate Stronghold in the middle of the Glade is a lie, eh? Like the cake… Very interesting…