Rayman Pirate-Community

What am I doing with my life?

ROFL

...you kick the turtle and it hurts you're foot
...you can't get past the woods of light
...by the time you beat mr dark, everyone has been captured by pirates who are at war with the hoodlum's for control of the world, meanwhile, the rabbids invade and play stupid minigames for some reason

Cool!

You know you suck at Rayman when:
...You kill yourself with the lockjaw.
...Razorbeard kicks your ass, without even trying.
...Globox kicks your ass, without even trying.
...You kick your own ass, without even trying.
...You can't fool the rabbids.
...A plum takes over the world, because it defeats you so many times.

...after sitting on the Moskito, it falls into the water.
...you can't collect ten tings for Magician.
...in Soviet Russia Rayman sucks at you.

...the plum teams up with Razorbeard, and they rule the world together.

...plum merges with Rayman's head.

...you can't kick your own ass if you try.

i like this topic already...
...when your fist comes back to you, it knocks you out
my brother thought of this:
...the trillibelles sneak up on you and give you a heart attack from the fright

When Rayman makes you swap places and then he keeps making you die.

...at opening of Rayman 3 Murfy flies just over rocks. You know what I mean?
...your gamepad's feedback hurt your head.

...you buy Raving Rabbids 3.

.....very true
.... you snatch the manual from murfy and tear it into peices
....you fail to defeat a hoodlum within 3 miniutes

...the hoodlum's just keep playing poker and wait for you to kill yourself

...you have to use red cannister for defeating antitoon.

...the guardian gives you the elixir out of sympathy from your hopelessness.

...Moskito uses big violet spike-berry (...what's English name of it?) as bowling ball.

Holy Crap wrote:...the hoodlum's just keep playing poker and wait for you to kill yourself

I mean when playing normally.

the hoodlum's do play poker when you play normally

...Mr. Dark's mixed bosses become Refluxes.