Rayman Pirate-Community

We post one part of a fanfic each, and tries to make it fit together. It's gonna be fun.


It all started a day when Rayman bought a new TV.
"YaY!", he thought, "A new TV."
To be continued...

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Next part will be posted by another person.

you didn't really give us much to build from.

I didn't have any good ideas.

so he turned on the tv to see the news.
"the rabbids have officially become extinct thanks to that guy from looney toons!"
"yay!" rayman said. "today just keeps getting better! suspiciously better..."
DUN DUN DUUUUN!
to be continued...

a DARK cloud burst in the sky
thunder crashed
rain flooded the glade of dreams

then lightning struck the heart of the world!

Suddenly, Rayman's TV stopped working.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" , He screamed.
He called Murfy.
"MURFY!!!!" he screamed. "WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED TO THE ELECTRICITY!!!???"
"I don't know.", Murfy said. "But i think The Heart of the World went out."
"THEN FIX IT!!! I WAS WATCHING SUPER VILLIAN WEEKLY!!!"
"But how should i fix it?"
"WHY THE F**KING SH** DO YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!!!???"
"Well...."
"ENOUGH! There is no time for this!"
*click*

Rayman jumped out of the window and ran to The Fairy Council.

but fell into an inconveniently placed bottomless pit!

And ended up in Legoland.

in legoland, belgium, he met someone who was writing a story that perfectly described his current situation.
"are you god?" he asked.

"Rayman?" i said. "Rayman, is that you!? GIVE MEH YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!"
"Uh oh!" Rayman said, and jumped into a crappy fanfic.

Rayman: Where am i? Who turned off the light?

Indiana Jones rabbid: SHAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!

Rayman: OH NO! Not one of THESE fanfics. How do i get out?

*Suddenly, everyone who died in the Rayman series comes out of no where.*

Umber (who didn't die): SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!

To be freakin' continued...

then everyone started dancing like crash bandicoot.

Then crash bandicoot ate everyone :/
the end, ok lets start a new idea.

Let's make a sequel.

RAYMAN
Revenge of the magic cheeseburger!

Crash Bandicoot spitted Rayman and the others out, and Rayman Rush*ed to The Fairy Concil.
I followed him because i still wanted his autograph.
Suddenly...

To be continued...

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* Rayman Rush. Get it?

suddenly, the physical reincarnation or r4's demon ly's crappiness appeared and attacked rayman!

And then killed Holy Crap.

sorry i keep making fun of it, it's not that bad, i just like taking things too far.

"oh no! not holy crap!" said jesse, who then pulled out a bazooka and fired. but due to being a lousy shot, he missed terribly and killed a bird.

rofl XD

how'd you become mos kito already? did someone give you lots of tings?

Thats what i was wondering yesterday. But i checked the ranks list-sorted.

Holy Crap wrote:sorry i keep making fun of it, it's not that bad, i just like taking things too far.

That's okay. Come on, let's bring you back to life.
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Suddenly, Holy Crap came back to life without any reason.
"Oh no! A zombie!" Rayman said.
"A zombie that made fun of me!!" Demon Ly said.
"Hey!" i said "He apologised, so be nice... Anyways, GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH RAYMAN!!!! "

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