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Not unless there is a Michellin woman.

OOOOOOOOOOH, you like your porn Dango?

You know, you don't have to repeat my name.

StaceyW wrote: Seriously what is it with Australia and penis tricks?

It's just that they're so large that we have to do more with them.

Why do some men argue over the sizes of their penii?

Cause they fear of having a small penis when it comes to comparison to another man's penis.

But, uh, I never really hear any guy arguing about the size of his penis with another guy, unless it's staged.

Cause they fear of having a small penis when it comes to comparison to another man's penis.

Yeah, but why? Does something like that really matter?

Same thing with women and breasts (.Y.)

Breast size doesn't really matter at all to me. Maybe it's just me, but I really ain't too bothered about the size of peoples' body parts.

It matters to women.

Not all women, i don't care about the size of my breasts.

I don't know anyone who go around "omg she's got bigger breasts than me, I suck," really... : /

Well, you are lucky then. But I assure you, boys do this sort of thing too.

Lol really? "OMG your penis is tiny you're not a real man. >: ( No one will ever sleep with you!"

Once they drew the rough size of their penis on each others notepad. It's just ridiculous.

Why the fuck do they do that? The boys at my school never do that.

They're just talking BS to save their reputation as a sextank

I've never ever had a conversation like that with my guy buddies. I don't remember even seeing their set-up. You see, I don't really have the urge to ask, investigate, or think about the size of other men's penises. Mostly gay guys do that.

Someone (not mentioning any names) once told me he was convinced 12 centimetres was thiiiis long (and then he held his fingers about five centimetres apart). I lol'd.
Anyways, I had a friend who offered to tell us the size of people's penises if we bought him a donut. When we weren't interested, he told us anyway. Unnecessary informationnnn aaauuuugh. D:

A guy keeps asking me to join his public mastrubating club, I doubt he even does it in public.