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Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:38 pm
by Shawn
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:41 pm
by Xenon
This is one of the strangest incidents ever. But what did he actually do?
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:42 pm
by Shawn
Maybe he put the vacuum on his dick and let the vacuum....uh....suck it.......
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:39 pm
by Cairnie
That reminds me of the kind of junk you'd see on Grouphug, only on there it would involve actual Halo [the game] discs.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:45 pm
by Serza5
What people do these days
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Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:00 pm
by foultzboyz
Maybe he was feeling lonely inside.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:01 pm
by Serza5
But did he have to go THAT far? Seriously, this reminds me of all the "interesting" stuff we talk about in chemistry.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:15 am
by Holy Crap
I heard about a guy who got his penis stuck in a wooden table at a public park......
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:42 pm
by Xenon
Why not prone his penis then?
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:24 am
by Shawn
Holy Crap wrote:I heard about a guy who got his penis stuck in a wooden table at a public park......
I bet that didn't hurt as much as a
kidney stone.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:28 am
by foultzboyz
I've seen two guys do a piano performance by dropping their pants and using their stuff to play. They are pretty good though--way better than I could ever do with my hands.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:33 am
by Shawn
That must've been really cold.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:52 am
by Limely
I wouldn´t have touched that piano afterwards. D:
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:54 am
by Hunchman801
Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
This is the kind of sentence that makes your day
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:04 am
by Holy Crap
foultzboyz wrote:I've seen two guys do a piano performance by dropping their pants and using their stuff to play. They are pretty good though--way better than I could ever do with my hands.
I've seen an ad which features two guys doing that.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:29 am
by Cairnie
That reminds me of a guy in Australia that can paint with his junk, and he does it real good. Look up Pricasso on Youtube and see for yourself.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:38 am
by Serza5
Wh...at? How do they do that? (I can't access youtube from this computer)
Re: I think my breakfast came up agian o_O
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:20 pm
by El Dango
StaceyW wrote:That reminds me of a guy in Australia that can paint with his junk, and he does it real good. Look up Pricasso on Youtube and see for yourself.
No thanks.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:59 pm
by Shawn
I bet they put something over their pee hole. Getting paint in there would sting.
Re: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:00 pm
by Serza5
I don't like the way this conversation is going. D: