Rayman Pirate-Community

Well, if there are Haikus thread and numerous Fanfics, why can't this one exist?
The title speak for itself and the topic is open for all (but not goof off please - there's The Rhyming Game for that - and don't forget to write what track the lyrics are for).

And for the good start - here's what I've got while listening to Razoff's Mansion (actually, in Russian it also includes Dodging 1 and Dodging 2, but atm I managed to translate only the Mansion theme):

Tip-toe,
Tip-toe
Along the creaky stairs,
Tip-toe,
Tip-toe -
Each trinklet tells a story.
Tip-toe,
Tip-toe -
Who's staring right at you
From countless portraits
In his endless glory?
(Tip-toe,
Tip-toe,
Believe my words or not, -
From countless portraits
In his endless glory?..)

Tip-toe,
Tip-toe,
Come in and get a rest,
Tip-toe,
Tip-toe -
Where poshness never ceases.
Don't be
Afraid,
He never shoots a guest,
But warn him first,
Or he will try to seize us.
(Tip-toe,
Tip-toe,
Believe my words or not, -
But warn him first,
Or he will try to seize us!)

Ahahah, that really does sound like Razoff ! I'd love to hear him sing that.

Well, that's not him, that was supposed to be "the narrator's voice". Razzy himself would sing Dodging 2.
The full English version is coming soon - along with "The Land of the Livid Dead" and "Reaching for the Clouds" a.k.a. "Artemis's Juke-box". So stay tuned

Curiously I had also this idea before. I think me and Clara composed once a lyrics for Rayman's theme (Rayman 3 GBA's menu music and credits of R2).

Fanlyrics? You mean like that Brentalfloss guy on youtube that makes fanlyrics of different game soundtracks?

Hadn't heard of him before. But still, I wonder who else from here could give it a try.

Ah yes, Brentalfloss would be so perfect for this.

But good job on the lyrics, they are really fitting.