The Glade of Dreams Survival Guide.

[Hoodlum1]

131: One does not simply stroll through the knaaren tunnels.

[Robotic Teensie]

#132: In case of fire, use Rain Dance.

[Shrooblord]

Weather Forecaster's Advice 133: In case of rain, be wary of flash floods!
Note to Self (134): Do not let a child sit in your chair anymore. Last time you did, you had your ship hijacked and destroyed, and you faced a terrible lawsuit concerning 'destroyed worlds', plus one angry letter from the God of Dreams - one that repeatedly bashes into your skull violently every night.

[Nannerb3]

Survival tip 135: Be wary of large-nosed hunters dwelling in mansions. They don't like visitors.
Helpful tip 136: Plum juice is potentially explosive. Be careful to not drop while drinking.

[Hoodlum1]

Tip 137: Dont swallow black furry balls

[SilentSanctuary]

Rule 138: Every normal-looking item is trying to kill you. Very few exceptions.

[Haruka]

Number 139: Always bring with you a red laser detergent in area with abundance of Hecklers

[Hoodlum1]

140: If you've reached the top of the Leptys... your gonna have a bad time.

[Adsolution]

140: If you've reached the top of the Leptys... your gonna have a bad time.

*you're

[Hoodlum1]

140: If you've reached the top of the Leptys... your gonna have a bad time.

*you're

FuckinG DAMMITT haha

[SilentSanctuary]

Tip 141: Don't go into houses (and never go to mansions) of people you don't know. You could easily get killed.

[LKPettin2]

Tip 142: Seeing big ships on the sky isn't good omen.

[SilentSanctuary]

Tip 144: Be careful when you snore. You could accidentally start a massive war.
Tip 145: Even though the Teensies are the "gatekeepers", you should not rely on their shortcuts.

[LKPettin2]

Tip 146: Big frogs have many faces.

[maxxyboy1000]

Rule 103: Say no to excessive amounts of treasure, it may cause drastic weight gain

Haha

[Master]

You bumped a month old topic just to say haha? Ok...
Since this topic has now been revived, could someone perhaps compile everything into one post?

[Shrooblord]

Survivor's Instinct Tip 147: To avoid getting shot in the back, do not spend an eternity compiling lists of various sorts. Instead, make a mental note of everything and trust your brain will work with you here.
Gravedigger's Two Cents 148: Do not listen to survivors. They always die in the end.

[darkkitty]

149 your body can be quite usefull with floating fist if you don,t have them then be resosefull most enamise will tip for a women

[Shrooblord]

filp for a women

Saywhat now? O-o

Goldseeker's 150th truth: If you find yourself wasting time collecting shiny pretty things, don't worry - the afterlife rewards you with another shot in the mortal world, granted that you have enough shines to pay.

The Heart of the World knows a hundred and fifty things and one: Energy is vital; clunky, rusty robots and ferocious fiery flame-breathers know it alike. So if you're low, trust in tow: Red Lums find you attractive, you know.

[darkkitty]

151 do not rape the nymphs unless you want to die ray ray will make you pay pay for shure thats why ti 150 is so helpfull