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Re: I see the boss in real life

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:43 pm
by Mr. Dark Thingamajig
Haruka wrote:I never thought that my initial phrase would turn out to get its own topic. :lol:
we have the survival guide, thanks to Rayfan and you

Re: I see the boss in real life

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:46 pm
by Master
Now the habitants of this forum will once and for all be able to conquer the terror filled wonderland that is The Glade Of Dreams.

I remember as a kid "seeing" Mini-Jano's alot at night, poor me didn't get much sleep back then.

Re: I see the boss in real life

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:28 pm
by Nannerb3
Mr. Dark Thingamajig wrote:
Haruka wrote:I never thought that my initial phrase would turn out to get its own topic. :lol:
we have the survival guide, thanks to Rayfan and you
I'm the one who wrote the comment that gave them the idea! :fou3:

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:40 am
by Mr. Dark Thingamajig

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:47 am
by beebo44
Helpful-Tip Number 18: When in appropriate position, fan up Nymphs' skirts.

Helpful-Tip Number 19: When confronted by red antitoons, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:28 pm
by Mr. Dark Thingamajig
there's something wrong with this topic, the topioc is maded by Greenbottle3, and that was a reply from i see the boss in real life, there are many replies from i see the boss in real life, what's happening

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:27 pm
by spiraldoor
Maybe a moderator went crazy and transferred the relevant posts from one thread to the other.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:01 pm
by iHeckler9
20: When confronted with blunderbuss-wielding potato sacks, punch them until they turn into a small black thing.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:13 pm
by Shrooblord
Rule 21: Never underestimate a Gorilla Pirate. He can have you lose all your lives or cause you to run around trying to avoid him for half an hour if you're not careful.
Cooking Tip 22: Hoodlums make good stew when thrown into boggy water.
Cooking Tip 23: Ditto for Pirates.
Social Law 24: What happens in Aerotropolis, stays in Aerotropolis.
Guideline 25: Always bring your Plum. You never know when it will come in handy!

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:21 pm
by Master
ONE TO REMEMBER 26: If two weird lights on stalks appear in The Sanctuary Of Rock and Lava, IGNORE IT! Unless you feel you are satisfied with being Eig's dinner.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:16 pm
by iHeckler9
Master4lyf1 wrote:ONE TO REMEMBER 26: If two weird lights on stalks appear in The Sanctuary Of Rock and Lava, IGNORE IT! Unless you feel you are satisfied with being Eig's dinner.
Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octoray!

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:24 am
by beebo44
Shrooblord wrote:Rule 21: Never underestimate a Gorilla Pirate. He can have you lose all your lives or cause you to run around trying to avoid him for half an hour if you're not careful.
Oh my god, you just made me remember the endless hours I use to waste getting chased by these gorilla-heads when I was little.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:29 am
by Spanex
Note 27: Never scare a lum. You'll never know in what horrid ways they may manifest.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:39 pm
by Pusianka
Tip nr 28: When travelling take into account an unexpected rescue of a bunch/ship/bucaneer of globoxes.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:18 pm
by Master
Rule No. 29: Never, EVER underestimate a fat woman with a rolling pin.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:52 am
by beebo44
Rule No. 30: Same goes for an old hag on a toilet.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:21 pm
by Shrooblord
Rule 31: Ditto for all old persons of the female variety.
[That was an RO reference bai de wye]

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:43 pm
by Shrooblord
Contributors Guideline 32: Thy shalt never abandoneth ye Guide; the Guide is our lifeline.
Pirate Attack Tip 33: Just in case you are ambushed by Pirates, never, never, ever, leave your magic gloves at home.
Cooking Tip 34: Plums make good stew in combination with rusty Pirate heads and lava.

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:57 am
by Adsolution
Shrooblord wrote:Contributors Guideline 32: Thy shalt never abandoneth ye Guide; the Guide is our lifeline.
Pirate Attack Tip 33: Just in case you are ambushed by Pirates, never, never, ever, leave your magic gloves at home.
Cooking Tip 34: Plums make good stew in combination with rusty Pirate heads and lava.
Can't forget the lava now can we old bean?

Re: The Glade of Dreams - Survival Guide

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:22 am
by EvanEDavies
Survival tip 35: Little grasshopper... One must never let the Knaaren get near you. Kapeesh? NEVER!