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Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2023 6:51 pm
by DorkLore
POLOKUS YOU LAZY IDIOT
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:36 pm
by dr_st
Maybe they have names. But only a Master Namer can discover them.
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:41 pm
by DorkLore
dr_st wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:36 pm
Maybe they have names. But only a Master Namer can discover them.
Tbh i think I call The First King “Theodore”
Plot twist: I am the Master Namer.
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 6:33 am
by Greengoop
Maybe they do have names but cover them with nicknames such as “goth teensy” and “grand minimus” so their parents don’t find out where they’re going or smth
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 7:41 am
by Dumbo TV
"Grand Minimus" is a Name no?
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 3:38 pm
by Greengoop
Dumbo TV wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 7:41 am
"Grand Minimus" is a Name no?
More like his title id say
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:39 pm
by DaveRattlehead
Yes, they do. Look at my profile pic

Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 2:23 am
by DorkLore
I mean, ACTUAL names.
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:50 am
by Greengoop
DorkLore wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 2:23 am
I mean, ACTUAL names.
I still think they do, just they never are spoken about
And yeah the doctors also have names forgot about them
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 1:12 pm
by PluMGMK
"Otto" and "Roméo" are spoken in the game, so yeah, they have them. Good point Dave!
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 5:08 pm
by DorkLore
You know what, let’s just call the Teensies that don’t have names soemthing. ANY IDEAS? (otto, romeo, ales, and gonzo have names so leave them alone)
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 6:29 pm
by Greengoop
Yeah I got a few ideas
The queen teensy always looked like she needed a name beginning with an r to me for some reason
We should call the goth teensy something really posh like Sir Teensecuis Maximus III
Edit: maybe Ancel and the Ubisoft team intentionally didn’t give them names so we as players could improvise
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 4:02 am
by DorkLore
Greengoop wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 6:29 pm
Yeah I got a few ideas
The queen teensy always looked like she needed a name beginning with an r to me for some reason
We should call the goth teensy something really posh like Sir Teensecuis Maximus III
Edit: maybe Ancel and the Ubisoft team intentionally didn’t give them names so we as players could improvise
Bro really said goth was british royalty



Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 7:25 am
by Greengoop
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 9:17 pm
by DorkLore
Okay fine…Whatever.
Next teensy right up: FLAMING TEENSY
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:34 am
by Greengoop
Flaming teensy huh, heard he had a real name but forgot where. I’ll just call him Max for now tho
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 9:16 am
by dr_st
Greengoop wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:34 am
Flaming teensy huh, heard he had a real name but forgot where. I’ll just call him Max for now tho
Really? Not 'Scorch'?
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 9:29 am
by Greengoop
Yeah, I just think Max kinda suits him, also I just remembered I have a friend max and flaming is his favourite character
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 4:58 pm
by DorkLore
The First King is next (no seriously)
Re: Why don’t Teensies have names.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 5:40 pm
by Greengoop
Let’s give him a Russian name he sound like he needs one tbh