Rayman Pirate-Community

You know, sometimes some things are just too hard in life...
Like, for example, how do you pick up your shoes? How do you get past a title screen? How to wash your hands? How to press the A button on your controller?

This is the ultimate guide for you! Everyone here will help you with those very difficult things of life!

For example, as a RPC user, have you ever wondered how to earn those small blue orbs called ""Tings""?
It's a bit hard, but let me explain!
Step 1: get a disc of Rayman 1 and put it in your gaming machine.
Step 2: open Rayman 1 by pressing the power button.
Step 3: press start on the title screen.
Step 4: select a save file.
Step 5: select a level.
Step 6: pick up dem tingz.
Step 7: profit.
(Step 8: convert the currency to buy a pizza)

Of course, remember to be creative! The goal isn't to make this into a spammy topic, especially outside of Record Day!
And preferably, try to make it about Rayman! But if you got a very good idea for something completely unrelated, do go on!


Alright, ask your questions, and help the people in need!
Here's a guide to do that of course!
Step 1: scroll down to the reply space on the page.
Step 2: type what you want to say.
Step 3: press the "send" button.
Step 4: wait.
Step 5: congrats! You got mail!

How to open RaymanPC.
1. Buy a phone.
2. With that phone, look for a new PC and buy it.
3. You forgot about the keyboard, so you must buy it too.
4. Once you get a PC and a keyboard, it's time to install your favourite browser (check RPC if you have doubts about it).
5. Type https://www.google.com in that empty bar.
6. Search Rayman Pirate-Community.
7. Click on the first link.

Congrats, you're here!

Have you ever wanted to play as other characters like Dumbledore the Magician, Tarzan the Rayman, or Betilla the Hun?

Have no fear because a weird guy on the internet is here!

1. Start playing Rayman
2. Squint really hard and focus your imagination on the character you want to play as

If done correctly, you will probably feel like an idiot.

Oh boy, we're already off to a hilarious start with this topic


Have you ever wanted to play Rayman Origins, but you're not sure how to do it?
Don't worry, it's a bit long and costly, but pretty easy if you follow this simple guide!
Step 1: Find a male or female NPC depending on what character you picked when starting your game.
Step 2: Romance them (check Skyrim wedding guides for help).
Step 3: Play a mini-game with them involving seeds and a garden.
Step 4: Wait about 9 months.
Step 5: If everything was performed correctly, a creature will crawl out of you or your partner!
Step 6: Name the creature "Rayman".
Step 7: Congratulations, you have now renounced to any form of free time for the two next decades!
Step 8: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

How to play Rayman DS?
Follow this simple guide! :

Step 1 : Take the cartridge off your Nintendo DS
Step 2 : Put the cartridge in its box, if you don't have the box, ignore that step
Step 3 : Put the box/cartrige in a sealed box, so it won't escape (it won't make a great escape lol)
Step 4 : Slam the sealed box in the garbages
Step 5 : Put the garbages on fire with the use of a lighter or a flamethrower (ask an adult for help if necessary)
Step 6 : Go buy Rayman 2 on GOG and have fun, king!

How to play Rayman 3
1. Build a time travel machine
2. Apply as a programmer to develop Rayman 3

Congrats, now you're playing Rayman 3 in a very unique way!

Raydijay wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 10:40 pm How to play Rayman DS?
Follow this simple guide! :

Step 1 : Take the cartridge off your Nintendo DS
Step 2 : Put the cartridge in its box, if you don't have the box, ignore that step
Step 3 : Put the box/cartrige in a sealed box, so it won't escape (it won't make a great escape lol)
Step 4 : Slam the sealed box in the garbages
Step 5 : Put the garbages on fire with the use of a lighter or a flamethrower (ask an adult for help if necessary)
Step 6 : Go buy Rayman 2 on GOG and have fun, king!

Peak guide!

How to play Rayman 3D?
Step 1: launch Rayman's DSi version on the 3DS.
Step 2: put on some 3D glasses.
Step 3: Done! Rayman 3D!

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 10:47 pm

Peak guide!

How to play Rayman 3D?
Step 1: launch Rayman's DSi version on the 3DS.
Step 2: put on some 3D glasses.
Step 3: Done! Rayman 3D!

How to play Rayman 3D on Gameboy Advance ? :

Step 1: Put the Rayman 3 cartridge in your Gameboy Advance
Step 2: Turn your Gameboy Advance on
Step 3: Take some glue
Step 4 : On the title screen, glue a D on your screen
Step 5 : Done! Rayman 3D!

How to play Rayman 3D (short edition):
Step 1: Get yourself a copy of Rayman 2, Rayman 3 or Rayman M/Arena.
Step 2: Launch the game of your choice.
Step 3: Done. You are playing a 3D Rayman game.

How to play Rayman 4 (this works for real I'm not kidding):
Step 1: Get 2 copies of Rayman 2
Step 2: Use your knowledge of dark spells to combine the 2 games (WARNING: if not done correctly there's a chance you might summon a demon)
Step 3: TA-DAAAH! You got Rayman 4!

Rayman 2 + Rayman 2 = Rayman 4, right? Do some math!

Ever wanted to cosplay as your favorite hero, Rayman?

Step 1: Make Rayman's clothes
Unfortunately, there are no shortcuts to making a really great costume. You must put in hours of researching materials, exploring concepts and refining your art skills.

Step 2: Become Rayman
Now ask your friend to cut off your limbs.

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Hugo's tutorial is missing the most important part, so I'm going to complete it.

How to make your hands float:
1. Call a friend to carry your hands.
2. Draw a pentagon using R1, R2, R3, RO and RL CDs. Important, don't use any rabbid game for this one.
3. Place yourself and your hands inside this pentagon.
4. As Rayman was created 29 years ago, you must say 29 times "ʇsı̣xǝ ʇ'usǝop 4 uɐɯʎɐꓤ"

Congrats! Now your hands are floating.

How to start record day again!

1. Sleep for over 1 year
2. Wake up
3. Realise you missed record day!!!
4. Decide you are going to stay awake until next record day
5. Fall asleep 10 minutes before record day
6. Create your own forum with your own record day
7. Accidentally sleep through your own record day!
8. Realise you all dreamt this while waiting for record day (phew! )

Hugo wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:31 am Ever wanted to cosplay as your favorite hero, Rayman?

Step 1: Make Rayman's clothes
Unfortunately, there are no shortcuts to making a really great costume. You must put in hours of researching materials, exploring concepts and refining your art skills.

Step 2: Become Rayman
Now ask your friend to cut off your limbs.

Sponsored by Cremations for Gamers

That one is almost exactly like one meme I wanted to make on Twitter about Rayman cosplaying, gotta cut off these body parts if you want to be accurate!
I'll really have to make the picture someday...
"Officer! I can explain! Chopping off this teenager's limbs was a Rayman reference!"


How to play Rayman Forever?
Step 1: Find the Fountain of Youth (may be difficult to find depending with what seed your world was generated)
Step 2: Launch Rayman.
Step 3: Play... and never... ever... stop. Your body eternally belongs to Rayman. Your soul is Rayman's eternal property. You cannot escape. Only see Rayman. Only hear Rayman. Only smell Rayman. Only taste Rayman. Only touch Rayman. Only think Rayman. You are Rayman's property... f o r e v e r
(and then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out!)
Also works with Rayman 2 for Rayman 2 Forever! Tested and confirmed to work!

How to make plum juice

1. steal obtain 5 plums from globox’s garden
2. Put them in a pot
3. Mix around viciously
4. Add a lot of alcohol
5. Mix around again
6. Add water
7. Mix around again
8. Eat it
9. Realise it tastes terrible
10. Realise you don’t actually have the recipe and just watched globox make it
11. Give up and buy it off Plumjuiceforyou.com!!!

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 1:46 pm "Officer! I can explain! Chopping off this teenager's limbs was a Rayman reference!"

The sad part is people really do be coming up with these kinds of excuses

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 1:46 pm Only hear Rayman. Only smell Rayman. Only taste Rayman. Only touch Rayman. Only think Rayman. You are Rayman's property... f o r e v e r

I can imagine this was the nightmare that caused Michel Ancel to run off to a wildlife reserve

Greengoop wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 1:56 pm 10. Realise you don’t actually have the recipe and just watched globox make it

LOL

Hugo wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 3:46 pm

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 1:46 pm "Officer! I can explain! Chopping off this teenager's limbs was a Rayman reference!"

The sad part is people really do be coming up with these kinds of excuses

A lot of people would be dead serious with an even worse excuse when people actually have serious situations like murder

"Officer! I can explain! Running over this teenager with a roadroller was ackchyually a JoJo reference! "

Greengoop wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 1:56 pm 11. Give up and buy it off Plumjuiceforyou.com!!!

Glad to see some Rayfanpedia acknowledgement

Hugo wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 3:46 pm

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 1:46 pm Only hear Rayman. Only smell Rayman. Only taste Rayman. Only touch Rayman. Only think Rayman. You are Rayman's property... f o r e v e r

I can imagine this was the nightmare that caused Michel Ancel to run off to a wildlife reserve

With how much people spam his Instagram everyday with off-topic mentions of Rayman and "PlEaSe mAkE RaMeN 4!!!", sounds accurate.



How to play Rayman 4 (TOTALLY REAL 100% WORKS):
Step 1: Launch Rayman Origins.

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What, you were waiting for something else?
(Inb4 someone "ackchyually me " to point out of how often I said before this isn't actually Rayman 4. And no, if you debate it here, I'll make a tutorial to teach you how to touch grass and then another one about how to survive without oxygen once I confiscate your lungs and trachea )

hey guys welcome to my epic tutorial,today i will teach how 2 cosplay as globox

step 1:buy blue paint
step 2:cover your body in the blue paint
step 3:buy white paint
step 4:paint your belly with white paint so it looks like globox's tummy

final step:enjoy,i hope this helped!

How to play rayman 4

1. Boot up rayman origins
2. Complain on Reddit with the overly used “we need rayman 4” post idea and get 300 upvotes and 3 Reddit awards