Friendship, love et cetera

[Xenon]

Just remember that the male and female anatomies are different, so if and when you go poking around don't be surprised if her body is different to yours

Best piece of advice you'll find on the interwebs.

[Rulez]

Just remember that the male and female anatomies are different, so if and when you go poking around don't be surprised if her body is different to yours

Wait, what? But girls do have wee-wees too, don't they?

[Snagglebee]

Just remember that the male and female anatomies are different, so if and when you go poking around don't be surprised if her body is different to yours

Wait, what? But girls do have wee-wees too, don't they?

I'm sorry, to tell you... But I can confirm, they don't.

[Adsolution]

emshomar hit a home run! ;D

[Pirez]

emshomar hit a home run! ;D

You can play baseball on a date? Wow, I might be able to seduce women after all

[Rulez]

emshomar hit a home run! ;D

You can play baseball on a date? Wow, I might be able to seduce women after all

Aw, I have no idea how to play baseball and I'm bad at team sports. That's why I never get a girl.

[Master]

Don't feel bad, my track record with sports in general is absolutely pathetic.

[Jewish Candy]

You can play baseball on a date? Wow, I might be able to seduce women after all

Does rounders count as baseball?

[MrBadGuy]

Next you're gonna be asking whether badminton counts as tennis, or does netball count as basketball, silly woman, trying to talk about sports

[Jewish Candy]

I didn't ask whether they were, but whether they counted as for the purpose of picking up hot chicks, silly man, trying to gatekeep

[MrBadGuy]

Silly woman, wandered out of kitchen, got confused. Careful love, you might have an original thought if you keep this up. As a man, my interaction with you is a gift, so APPRECIATE IT

[Jewish Candy]

Too late, I already have a well-developed opinion on the gold standard!

[MrBadGuy]

Ohhhh nooo, woman has opinion, kill me, I don't want to live in such a world!

(Are you referencing Harry Enfield? Man I remember that sketch...)

[Jewish Candy]

(of course you boob you introduced me to it)

[MrBadGuy]

That was a long time ago you nip, how should I remember

[Jewish Candy]

Clearly our friendship means nothing to you
All our treasured and certainly interesting memories, nothing to you

[MrBadGuy]

I'd say it means less than nothing, except that's impossible so...

I do have a terrible memory though, you're aware of this, no? I even have it in writing from a professional

[Snagglebee]

I'd say it means less than nothing, except that's impossible so...

With a little imagination, this sounds soo romantic

[Jewish Candy]

Hahaha, that's true XD

I do have a terrible memory though, you're aware of this, no? I even have it in writing from a professional

I do know, that's why I like hanging out with you You dissuade my paranoia

I love that this conversation is not actually off topic!

Emsh, are you seeing her later today then?

[Snagglebee]

Emsh, are you seeing her later today then?

Why again? We already had a great time today
I need to get back to studying now, or I will fail my exam tomorrow o.o