Rayman Pirate-Community

This is an experimental thread, so it might not catch on...

• You rate the previous user's theory based on how plausible it is. E.g. "7/10 because we all know how Globox gets around plum juice."
• You submit your own theory, which can be about Rayman or anything else (obviously nothing nasty because we're a civilized Pirate Community)

I don't have a theory to rate, so I'll just start with my own:

Razorbeard is actually Rayman's own conscience downloaded into a machine. Life as a robot made him bitter, and he eventually forgot his identity and became a greedy pirate! Am I onto something here...?

3/10, this could be said about practically any character, as there is no evidence he could’ve been hooked up on a machine or he would’ve been styled like a pirate.

In Green Day’s song “Basket Case” the lyrics “I went to a whore he said my life’s a bore so I quit my whining cause it’s bringing her down” suggests a gender change to most people, but I think it hints at how he’s gone so crazy he’s mixed the 2 interactions up with the aforementioned shrink.

6/10, at face value it sounds like a male whore and that the singer's whining is depressing the shrink, but given that the song is "Basket Case" your theory still seems on the table.

I theorize that bro-fisting feels colder than high-fiving or even handshaking, due to the subconscious symbolism of the fingers being retracted in a defensive ball position.

2/10. It actually feels colder because we as a society decided it would be the primary way of greeting after Covid (in France it was handshakes before that but I've come to understand that it was an anomaly), therefore it doesn't feel special, whereas high-fives always have symbolized a special bond. Ain't nobody high-fived just to say hello.

Nintendo set the Switch 2 games up to 90€ on purpose as a PR stunt so that they can pass as the good guys in the next few weeks when they dial it back to 70, which will still be a 10€ increase from the biggest Switch 1 release.

10/10, seems like the shitty business practices the company gets up too.

The Pyramids were built by a pre-Egyptian society and them being commissioned by a pharaoh is an utter myth. They were refurbished by them and maybe expanded, but they date thousands of years before 2500BCE

8/10 nit too likely but it would be quite cool if they were built before the Egyptians

Pigeons are just camera robots that are sent out to spy on people by the government

7.5/10, there is actually truth in this and that's both unnerving and curious.

Hmm....
My theory is that BlueGoop222 and Greengoop either is the same person or know each other very well irl.

-1/10, that is utter bulldookie!!!, I have never met this person in my entire life!!!

The Tower of Babel was built by refugees from Atlantis (which is beneath Antarctica) with instructions from aliens!

8/10, Its obvious that it was built by them, but nobody seems to mention how they were being helped by the mole people!

Walt Disney and Doctor Seuss were secretly brothers!

7/10, I can definitely get around this. Both were born around a similar time (1901 and 1902?), both had slow starts to fame and both committed shitty actions throughout their career. But there’s no further proof for this, so it’s just a nice thought.

Romanian is a living ancestor to Latin because Romania was the core of ancient European civilisation and the Romans were immigrants from Romania.

8/10 there is a chance that Romanian is older or they could be the same age

Deja vu is just when you see a place you saw in a past life

7/10, it could also be in an alternate universe (I just finished Fringe).

The sea peoples, who were one of the factors responsible for the end of the Bronze Age, were actually crab people.

7/10, since they are essentially the same people. (Unless you are talking about actual crabs)

There is an ancient power plant beneath the pyramids of Giza that the CIA has been trying to cover up since the dawn of time.

9/10 there is definitely something down there

Evil people are reborn as prey in the animal kingdom (kind of Buddhist idea I guess)

10/10 because that justifies killing prey and eating meat.

The giant obelisks underneath the pyramids are actually large hadron colliders, to usher in our alien overlords when humanity on earth has ripened.