Rayman Pirate-Community

Hello, everyone.

It has come to my attention that there is an egregious amount of misinformation circulating on these forums regarding my identity and, quite frankly, my grammatical supremacy.

Some of you have been misspelling my name as "Hunchman801." While I appreciate the attempt, please be advised that the correct, definitive version is Humchman801 (or simply The Humch, for those who wish to save keystrokes). I have already instructed the Globox clones in the server room to adjust the database, though they seem more interested in drinking plum juice than executing basic SQL commands.

To ensure the forum's standards do not decay into utter chaos, please adhere to the following updated guidelines:

• Tings: All forum transactions will now be measured in Humch-Tings. They have exactly the same value, but they sound vastly more prestigious.
• Rayman 4: Stop asking when it is coming out. It will be released precisely when I finish correcting every misplaced comma on this website.
• The Teensies: They are not short; they are simply vertically challenged, much like my patience when dealing with off-topic spam in the Record Book threads.

Thank you for your cooperation. May the Lum be with you, but mostly with me.

Humch

For the sake of clarification, it’s me and Gemini behind this.

I think what we really need is another Rayman 2 port, this time for the Switch 2, does huMch know when that will come out?

Good afternoon, most esteemed Humch,

I trust this message finds you in excellent health and in the enjoyment of circumstances most agreeable. Allow me, at the outset, to convey my sincere appreciation for your initiative in bringing this information to our attention. Such gestures of communication, undertaken with apparent diligence and consideration, are by no means insignificant, and they contribute meaningfully to the collective awareness of all those concerned.

That said, I find myself, after due reflection, obliged to articulate a solitary yet not inconsequential reservation. It pertains, specifically, to the chosen appellation "humch-tings", which, I regret to observe, strikes me as possessing a rather pronounced deficiency in originality and distinction. Indeed, I would venture so far as to characterize it as somewhat uninspired, particularly when measured against the expectations naturally associated with an individual of your longstanding presence and presumed familiarity with the nuances of this environment.

It is precisely because of the duration and depth of your involvement here that I had, perhaps, formed the anticipation of a more refined, inventive, or otherwise thoughtfully conceived designation-one that might reflect not only creativity, but also a certain degree of discernment and stylistic consideration. In this light, the present choice feels, if I may speak candidly, somewhat beneath the standard one might reasonably attribute to your contributions.

I must emphasize, however, with the utmost clarity and sincerity, that these observations are not intended to be interpreted as a personal reproach. On the contrary, they are offered in the spirit of constructive critique, motivated by a genuine regard for the quality and character of your input. It is my belief that candid discourse, even when it adopts a tone that may appear, at moments, somewhat pointed or incisive, ultimately serves the greater good by encouraging reflection and, where appropriate, refinement.

Should any portion of this message convey an impression of undue severity, I would ask that you attribute it not to ill will, but rather to an earnest commitment to clarity and to the maintenance of certain standards which, I trust, we both hold in esteem.

I remain, as ever, appreciative of your contributions and hopeful that this brief divergence in perspective may be received in the collegial and constructive spirit in which it is intended.

Yours most faithfully,
Dave