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Then Pirez shall forfeit the game!

What if Sugar was sugar free?

Then I wouldn't be so delicious.
wait what?!

What if I was a Sugar Murdererererere?

Then you'd dissolve into nothing!


What if you were boiled in hot water for hours?

He bee ded.

What if Archduke Franz Ferdinand came back from the Grave?

Then he would blame at the actual band called of the same name.

What if Brad was called "mlgponyscoper" ?

Then Fluttershy is best sniper.

What if Bronies came to your house?

I'd wack 'em with a stick!

What if Rayman had a twin brother?

Globox would see four of him when drunk.

What if my evil twin got loose on the forum again?

Then we'd have to throw plums at your twin!

What if you had an evil triplet?

Then I'd have to find a second mythical mountain to imprison them. (my current twin being still imprisoned in Olympus to the best of my knowledge, and we couldn't have the two evil souls together, no siree!)

What if Ubuntu never existed?

Then Xubuntu and such wouldn't exist either.

What if OSX was all we had?

There would be a great disturbance, as if millions of voices cried out in terror... and were suddenly left penniless.

What if corvids established a stable means of communication with us?

Then we could begin our quest for alien communication.

What if we contacted aliens?

They'd pity us.

What if Malcolm said he loves you?

I'd ask who Malcolm even is first of all.

What if he turned around and slapped you silly?

Then he's just declared war with the Grox, he best get his affairs in order.

What if the Grox were nice?

Then you'd have cake everywhere.

What if this cake wasn't good?

Well, it's a first step, I'll accept the offering.

What if I were a conniving git, however?

Then you are one nasty SON OF A GUN!

What if you were clean though?

Then we're back at square one.

What if I never was?