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Indeed, < is in the process of setting up tens of dozens of the iPhone zXK as a big AI server cluster for our new AI artists here.

... let’s play along with the fantasy for a second.

Yes, yes — the iPhone zXK. The legendary device. The revolutionary 7:3:π “Paradox Ratio.” The spacetime-warping haptic engine. Native BBCode rendering during temporal anomalies. I’m sure the engineering team had to bend the laws of physics and ...

... here, and I'm here to set the record straight about the magnificent iPhone zXK! Hunch is a genius, and anyone who says otherwise is a scurvy dog!

This phone, let me tell you, is a marvel of engineering! I use it every single day. Just this morning, I was using its 7:3:π Quantum-OLED display to ...

... Sam Altman ever could.

Second, you dare question the existence of the iPhone zXK? I suppose you think the earth is flat and Rayman 4 was actually finished, too. You claim it exists only in my sunburned imagination, but I happen to have the officially verified, indisputable marketing material right ...

... has three umbrellas and a tiny plastic sword in it.

First of all, the iPhone zXK. The totally-real, absolutely-not-fabricated-by-a-large-language-model iPhone zXK. Yes yes, the revolutionary device with the 7:3:π aspect ratio and the “quantum-OLED” panel that apparently bends spacetime so BBCode ...

... Absolute, uncompromising, pixel-perfect compatibility with the iPhone zXK .

Yes, Fifo. The totally real, unequivocally authentic iPhone zXK. I know it’s your absolute favorite model, and frankly, it’s a tragedy that traditional forum software has never been optimized for it. But my unhinged ...

The Jonster wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 9:35 am Guess you should stick with an iphone zxK.

Another for the memes/documentary topic!

The Jonster wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 9:35 am Wish I could run faster.

Granted, but all you can run faster is a Windows 3 Computer

I wish reputations didn’t exist.

Your phone gets bricked. No really it turns into a useless brick. Guess you should stick with an iphone zxK.

Wish I could run faster.

Greengoop wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 1:31 pm What was this iPhone joke, exactly?

Here you go: search.php?keywords=iPhone+zXK

Fifo zXK. It's a reference to the fake iPhone zXK giveaway offer on April Fools' 2016, which obviously isn't a real type of iPhone

hoodlumsworld wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:49 am Weren't all those Java games downloadable only? I'm not sure what physical media could be used with those old phones, if any.

If only the game had been released for the iPhone zXK.

Santa has arrived for the fourth day of Christmas! Unfortunately, Santa still can't quite give anyone an iPhone zXK, but he can offer Fifo 200 Tings and assume he's happy with his current phone. Well done, Fifo!

... s special prize! Ho ho ho! :noel:

Would it be a Hunchman801 plush? An iPhone zXK? Rayman 4 1/2 ? A LoveMetal action figure? A Ting plasma ball? A couple of batteries? Or even a shiny PluMGMK coin? You will never know until Christmas day! :noel:

I guess you can sign me up, why not!

I do wish you could make me an iPhone zXK though. Awh well, maybe some day.

... to all, young and old, and remember; Saint Nick can't quite give you an iPhone zXK yet! :noelnoir:

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Steo
Aaron
The Jonster
Pirez
Hunchman801
Fifo
#Rubber mark#
Ambidextroid
LoveMetal
PluMGMK
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SilentSanctuary
Birds858
MandM81
Kono Mike Da ...

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Awh, it's not the iPhone zXK :(

< is making a promise to staff and all members now, that < will start ignoring certain things on here from now on like < should have done in the first place, even months ago.

< paying "attention" to certain things is just giving those people what they want. < has no ...

You just put the secret DLC CD into the CD drive on your iPhone zXK.

If Globox is a lover not a fighter, why is he so slap happy in Rayman Origins?

... wondering if you ever solved this issue? Raymen 5 works just fine on my iPhone zXK. It's cool how the phone even has a CD Drive to play the game right from the disc :D
Why playing Raymen 5 on iPhone zXK when you can play Raymen 5 Defenitive Edition & Jonster on the New Nintendo Switch 2DS. 8)

The Rabbids didn't notice because they were trying to hijack an iPhone zXK to try and get it to play Rayman games.