The You Game!

[Fifo]

:mrsanta:

<’s bored.

[Snagglebee]

< has grown up to over 5 years within one month.
< hasn't shaved <'s beard for a complete month, and people believe < is like 22 or older xD

[PluMGMK]

< wonders why ^^^ has made up so many "Mr" smileys today.
< is happy staying on this rank!

[rolesfamily]

< Likes making up <'s own :mrsomething: emotes

[PluMGMK]

<'s ppd has done another measurable jump. :msbemused:

[rolesfamily]

< Has now started the trend of people doing their own 'mr' emotes

:mrtrendsetter:

[PluMGMK]

< thinks ^ should take another look… :mstrenddisrupter:

[rolesfamily]

< Likes the gender equality :msfeminist:

[Snagglebee]

< is amazed to how quick my package arrived Germany:

[rolesfamily]

<'s package is always ready for delivery

[Shrooblord]

< sees your 'won't' and raises you 'shan't'

< doesn't see the problem with language evolving like that < can imagine schools explaining the 'of' in 'should of' as "indicating the participle belongs to the should" and everyone forgetting its true origin as a malapropism

But < thinks this is pretty unlikely anyway, as "shouldn't of" isn't used at all. ("shouldn't've" is awesome.)

Oh my god, marry <.

[Jewish Candy]

But why Shrooblord
Why should < marry you

Furthermore, < envisages a Future English in which perfective particle 'of' is extended through analogy to ALL modal verbs - 'can't of done', 'will of done' - perhaps even to the point where it loses perfectiveness (instead carried by the past participle), allowing imperfect/present constructions like 'can't of doing' and 'will of doing'! The anglosphere will become a world of Polandballs. An angloball.

This is porn for <

[PluMGMK]

If < had a chance to be immortal, < would pass it up if it meant listening to that.

[Fifo]

< has won a PocketStation auction on eBay! < has FF8 for the PS1.

[Jewish Candy]

If < had a chance to be immortal, < would pass it up if it meant listening to that.

< can of imagining it in a minority dialect, like AAVE but nowhere near as rich and beautiful
< might of contructing it, and naming it for Plum somehow

[PluMGMK]

Oh goody, something named after <!
< has always secretly desired fame and fortune.

[Snagglebee]

This is porn for <

And that is porn for <.

*notice how it appears to be going faster while going deeper.. and then boom it touches the groud... mmmmmhh yeeaah.. < loves that kind of stuff.

[Ambidextroid]

< still has a sore throat. < has tried both paracetamol and ibuprofen but neither have worked, it's just getting more painful

[PluMGMK]

< wonders why Fifo has gone back to not revealing his location.

[rolesfamily]

< Is now waiting for <'s GODDAMN DINNER