The You Game!

[MrBadGuy]

< has got the dry lips

guess <'s lips are trying to match <'s wit

[Jewish Candy]

Not just any dry lips
THE dry lips
< recommends and shall always recommend Carmex

Dammit you edited your post to have humour and now <'s post is out of place

[MrBadGuy]

< often does that, but never is it usually noticed

< tends to post quickly and then edit after the fact

[Jewish Candy]

< has had to quick edit most of the posts < made today
< wonders if it's a hormone thing making < so imprecise and blase

[MrBadGuy]

< takes responsibility for <'s mitakes
< would never blame them on hormones

[Jewish Candy]

^'s mitake mushrooms are neither here nor there

<'s hormones are a part of <
So by blaming <'s hormones < is blaming <

[MrBadGuy]

oh. < had a hormone-ectamy so anything they cause isn't <'s fault

[PluMGMK]

< wonders how many xenoestrogens are in <'s blood right now.

[MrBadGuy]

< wonders how many xenonestrogens are in xenon's blood right now.

[PluMGMK]

< wonders if xenon can even bond to any biomolecule.
< assumes it can, ^ has given < Chemistry to think about even though < swore off Chemistry after last summer!

[MrBadGuy]

Chemistry swore off < around early GCSE level

[PluMGMK]

< is listening to an "extended" version of "Hell's Gate" from the Rayman Legends soundtrack.

[Ambidextroid]

< has to do work experience for school soon. Because < is lazy, < didn't bother to find anywhere and, unlike <'s friends who had to send 50 letters off, <'s school actually found a place for < at Warwick University for Computer Science, and < didn't have to do anything! Meanwhile <'s friend, also interested in Computing, is working at Shoe Zone

Laziness is a virtue

[PluMGMK]

Clearly!
< did work experience when < was ^'s age with <'s father in a software development office. Since that meant no letters had to be sent, < was kind of in a similar boat.

[Hoozang]

< is so bored.

[Jewish Candy]

< is so excited. For Santa.

Aaaand < just saw a bug crawling across <'s monitor

[Adsolution]

< has ants crawling across <'s monitor probably a good twice every night. < wish < knew where they were coming from.

[Jewish Candy]

< is never moving to Canada

[MrBadGuy]

< is almost done with <'s SOTM entry, very exciting schtoof

[Jewish Candy]

< can't cope with all these awesome sigs being created by <'s favourite people