Basically, there are three consecutive responses that must be made: how the spider is lovingly greeting you, how you plan on killing the spider, and how he survives. Each response should be made by a different user, but they should be in order nonetheless. (NOTE: The spider is only about the size of a tarantula.)Aquarium Fister wrote:A very strange, extraterrestrial, powerful arachnid by the name of Mr. Spider has crash-landed on Earth.
His tender hugs and hellos cannot be fought of by our best men, let alone our best equipment.
You sir, you, have been assigned the difficult task of killing this piece of shit, to remind all those kind, loving arachnids who's really in charge, who's the dominant species that will rip their fucking asses apart, THAT WILL
Good luck, man, may coldheartedness and malice be with you.
EXAMPLE:
Poster #1: Mr. Spider gingerly pats your leg with his long, slimy antennae.
Poster #2: I point an RPG-7 at the spider and fire.
Poster #3: The spider crawls into a bomb shelter, and you are killed by the force of the explosion you created.
I begin: Mr. Spider crawls up your leg and says hello.
EDIT: What? No love for spidey?
