The 'What If' Game

[Reese Riverson]

Then we would try taking over the world!

What if Master was a pleasant Half-Dalek?

[Master]

What if sandwiches were never invented?

[Reese Riverson]

Then we would all be eating submarine SAMMACHES... instead of sandwiches.

What if Master made me a sandwich when I actually ask him to for the millionth time?

[Bradandez]

Then you'd have a tasty sandwich, silly.

What if cats were able to produce chainsaws from their claws?

[Reese Riverson]

Then you'd be wishing they didn't cut your hand off.


What if Brad sold a piece of artwork for one trillion bucks?

[Thebananacrafter!]

He'd probaly be a trillionare But its 1% sure

What if bananas where blanabababas?

[Xenon]

I would be disappointed.

What if human beings had access to immortality drugs?

[Master]

I don't know, actually. It's hard to imagine, though I fear it'd not end well.

What if we hadn't invented bridges?

[Bradandez]

We'd invent airplanes a whole lot sooner.

What if a pretty sanksquatch came up to you and ask you on a date?

[Master]

Given that I've no idea what that is, I'd probably do the usual thing and begone.

What if chocolate was the healthiest thing on the planet?

[Hoozang]

Everyone would be eating them right now.

What if TNT wasn't dangerous?

[Reese Riverson]

Then everyone would play with it, including Mastré LeMashed.


What if I didn't call Master that name?

[Bradandez]

He will mash your potatoes.

What if water people came to your town and haggle you for bargains?

[Reese Riverson]

We shall run and hide forever and ever. Or better yet, let Master defend us from them.

What if Master drank the water people?

[Bradandez]

He wouldn't. Water people have their lower jaw sucked into their mouth, their ears are filled with brown ear wax, their skin is grey bleu, and they can't comprehend simple English.

What if Corey's dad was right outside your window?

[Hoozang]

He would stare at me, forever.

What if Call of Duty was the only game ever?

[Pirez]

"There shall not be Call of Duty without Battlefield" - Leviticus, 3:24. Therefore, your question doesn't make any sense.

What if we talked with our noses?

[Hoozang]

Then, a SUPER HELICOPTER COMES AND SHOOTS 'EM UP!! YEAH!
Nah, if that happened, the entire world would be named to "Boogie World".
let's dance

What if Pirez though Destiny is awful and horrible because of the bad campaign, and forced to grind? (WHICH IS FUCKING AWFUL.)

[Pirez]

Where does that come from? ^^

(Also, his question is still valid. I won't answer it)

[Hoozang]

-no answer cuz Pirez is more bad than Mister Dark!-

What if Pirez didn't want to answer our question?