Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:05 am

I finally took Master's Sonic Screwdriver away from him, since he was threatening everyone with it. Including Sugar and Jewish Candy.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:08 am

Master is an incredible assasin who threatened me and Candish, by the way I want to see that post.
and I'm an hero

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:56 am

Master single handedly assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:53 pm

Master is now in jail.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:00 pm

I threw Master in jail, and melted the key down into a coin so Sugar can have it.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:11 pm

Hoodcom didn't gave me any key. What a bad hockey player.
I'm gonna tell the couch you did this!!

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:13 pm

Sofas are as sentient as any other biped, it seems.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:15 pm

I told the TV that Sugar was being very evil by punching Master in the face through his prison cell.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:17 pm

Hoodcom is a big lyier! Kill him and steal all the Steam Games and his EXP Level too!
Rayman is an asshole

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:18 pm

Sugar is always up Masters butt complaining about Rayman.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:22 pm

Rayman sucks so bad, Hoodcom just sweared like a truck.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:23 pm

Trucks swear a lot, I think they learned from those bloody pirates living in Sugar's basement.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:28 pm

It's true. I have a secret basement where I keep HOODCOM'S EPIC MODERATING POWERS!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:29 pm

Sugar also keeps Master's epic moderating powers down there as well.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:42 pm

And Cairnie's, too.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:04 pm

Sugar plans to take over the world with these powers.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:13 pm

Sugar has the launch codes to all of the nuclear warheads on Mars.

Hoozang · Post by **Hoozang** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:15 pm

Bradandez is lazy as hell.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:22 pm

That is a lie.

YouTube · Post by **PluMGMK** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:16 pm

I am a schizophrenic nymphomaniac.

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