Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Pirez]

Because Valentine's Day is coming and they need to practice hugging each other.

Why does a grammar?

[Bradandez]

A Grammar does how it do. It simply tries to survive as it works it way up in the food chain.

Why did you touch yourself?

[Master]

I hurt my ankle.

Why do we dispel gasses?

[Hoozang]

Because we need oil.

Why do we need oil?

[NyaNyaLily]

So I clean my toes

How clean are your toes?

[Bradandez]

Cleaner than Uranus.

How come my dreams are dead?

[Master]

Because you didn't believe.

Why didn't you believe?

[Bradandez]

They shot me.

A fly marrying a bumble bee, that's pretty funny, right?

[Master]

Ooh, that's gonna hurt.

Why do mice disconnect?

[PluMGMK]

They learn about the fate of their brethren in cruel human experiments, so feel they must disconnect from this world in order to live in good conscience.

Did this town exist before I was born?

[Master]

Yup. But did it exist as itself?

[MrBadGuy]

Seven!

Why didn't my knee grow as big as my arm?

[Bradandez]

Because it was God's intention to equal out the limbs in a manner we cannot comprehend.

Why did my seventh wife leave me again?

[Master]

You tried giving her an axe.

Would it have gotten better if you gave her a sword?

[Bradandez]

No, she was fatally afraid of Medieval objects as she thinks that era never happened.

Have you seen the sun, I can't find it when it's dark?

[Snagglebee]

You need to clap twice so you can turn the sun back on!

How to turn off the moon though?

[PluMGMK]

Simple, just use the world's combined energy to power a laser and blow it up. Nothing to it!

But then how do we turn it back on?

[Master]

We do what Sonic does, and keep the front. (I still don't buy that)

Why do we go shopping?

[Bradandez]

In order for us too not have too much money.

Does money go better with sandwiches?

[Hoozang]

No, but if it's Subway, then yes.

What is life?