The You Game!

[Fifo]

< has an old non-working hard drive. < wonders what to do with it.

[PluMGMK]

< suggests taking it apart to see its inner workings.

[Fifo]

< suggests taking it apart to see its inner workings.

Unfortunately < doesn’t have a Torx T9 screwdriver.

[MrBadGuy]

< suggests throwing it out or giving it to one of those people who eat metal

[Fifo]

< suggests throwing it out or giving it to one of those people who eat metal

< doesn’t want to throw it out. Also, people don’t eat metal.

[Master]

< thinks ^ should look into the ifixit toolkit.
< is wondering when < will be able to get the New 3DS.

[Fifo]

< thinks ^ should look into the ifixit toolkit.

< sometimes lurks around iFixit.

And < is in Slovakia – shipping is going to take a long time.

[MrBadGuy]

< suggests throwing it out or giving it to one of those people who eat metal

< doesn’t want to throw it out. Also, people don’t eat metal.

^ shouldn't go around telling people things aren't true without checking first, it's incredibly arrogant
Here's an example of a man who ate metal

[Fifo]

< suggests throwing it out or giving it to one of those people who eat metal

< doesn’t want to throw it out. Also, people don’t eat metal.

^ shouldn't go around telling people things aren't true without checking first, it's incredibly arrogant
Here's an example of a man who ate metal

Yuk!

< was playing Lemmings.

[Imco]

< finished a Valentine's poem for a very sweet lady

[Jewish Candy]

< will be getting a visit from Humch on the 14th, owing to <'s cul being proven both the best and the loneliest. Then we shall be wed and spend the rest of our days so happy together.

[MrBadGuy]

< wonders when humch grew female genitalia, or perhaps he was born with them...

[Jewish Candy]

< doesn't know why genitalia would factor into any of what < described
14th is tea and cakes, then movies in a pillow fort, then marriage
THEN ALL THE SEX UNF

[MrBadGuy]

Ah, fair enough, < will be best person at wedding? Or at least second best when best person mysteriously vanish?

[Jewish Candy]

^ will be the guy who stands up and gives a semi-witty speech about < - and Humch, but mostly <

[MrBadGuy]

< will speech all about ^'s plans to become kwean of rpcland, and < will save humch from the bitter betrayal which awaits him, and < will be crowned rightful kwean

[PluMGMK]

< thinks ^ shouldn't brag about plans for slander, knowing how absurd the laws are.

[Jewish Candy]

Nah, < knows Sigmundberg is his second choice. Or perhaps Harpic. Both? Why not?

[MrBadGuy]

< will win the spot by revealing the evil plot

[PluMGMK]

< thinks ^ is overconfident.