Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

because there are monkeys in your ass.

WHY ?!

[lumgum]

Because you said so.

Why don't my farts have babies?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Because you're a virgin.

Why lumgun does not work?

[NyaNyaLily]

Because grammar.exe stopped working

Why am I so lazy?

[PluMGMK]

Your skin is too thick to allow solar radiation to penetrate you and fill you with energy, in the way that it naturally does to most people.

Why don't I use Windows?

[Master]

Linux master race, of course.

Why is everyone using Linux?

[NyaNyaLily]

Because GabeN stole their wallets

Why do we have Steam summer sale?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Because it is hot.

Why I love MLG?

[NyaNyaLily]

Because you smoke too much w33d

How does one drink MTNdew?

[Ambidextroid]

Via the anus

What's 3+++4?

[Maz]

8. Or 42, depending on your believes.

What's the question 42 is the answer to?

[NyaNyaLily]

The reason why spooky towers is so hyper intense (with the exeption of capture the fly)

Why is tily so annoying?

[PluMGMK]

You can't stand how difficult it is to emulate her high-pitched vocalisations, even though you really want to.

Why do so many people dislike Barbara?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

SMOKE W33D EVERYDAY

WHY I SMOKE W33D EVERYDAY?!!!!

[Master]

(Harpic, there's being stupid, and then there's being ignorant. At least show some relevancy to the question.)

Because she's not a viking.

Why do we ?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Because you're a boon. Youhouhouh! you stink!

Why?

[Master]

Ever read Roald Dahl's Witches? They don't like the smell of soap.

Why do we use turbines?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Ever read Roald Dahl's Witches?

Nah

Why do we use turbines?

Because we all love w33d

Why troll face is a meme?

[Bradandez]

He was one of the first memes to walk the Earth, you uneducated frick frack paddy whack.

Where can I find a bus driver willing to hit someone?

[NyaNyaLily]

In Maaskantje

Why does bradandez want to kill someone with a bus?