Pluses (+) and minuses (−) of this day

[Jewish Candy]

Yes, the first time when I was walking to the supermarket, the second time when I was walking back from the supermarket.

+ BEEP BOOP GONNA GARDEN GONNA SWEEP SOME THINGS THAT NEED SWEEPING

[MrBadGuy]

+ If I ever do something like that in public I start laughing at myself and get some weird looks from people

[Adsolution]

- Yesterday while I was scouting out pawn shops with a friend of mine, looking for a place to sell some of his stuff to pay for rent and a trip back to Alberta, I came across about four absolutely massive squished rats in an alley (probably from some truck). They had to have each been at least eight inches long. After I returned to my car at the end of the alley, I realised a van was parked right in front of it, and with no place to turn around, I had to literally back up through the entire alley, homeless people walking about like zombies. It was hilariously awkward and took at least three or four minutes.

+ Given how amusing that whole situation was, it's hardly even a '-'.

- We went to three pawn shops. One of them had been shut down, and two of them didn't exist. It looks like he might end up with a bit of money trouble, though I can't imagine it'll be anything too bad.

+ My phone's audio started working again when I rebooted it just now. Let's hope that, if this cycle continues, it eventually begins to work more and more often.

- My allergies just started to kick in last night.

[Jewish Candy]

One of those days, eh? I hope your allergies fuck right the... fuck off though.

+ Laughing, cos there's a specific thing in my room which REALLY needs a clean, and in order to get me to remember to deal with it my mum's written an in-joke with her finger in the dust

[MrBadGuy]

A bath or shower every day should really take care of that

[Jewish Candy]

You said you wouldn't say such dirty-minded things anymore, you lying liar

[MrBadGuy]

I wasn't explicitly talking about anything specific, your mind must have inserted certain things...

[Jewish Candy]

You implied the dirty spot was somewhere on my person and thus that my mother had written something on me with her finger EW EW EW UGH

[MrBadGuy]

Heheheh yeah I did. I love me

[Jewish Candy]

I hate you

[MrBadGuy]

I don't believe you

[Jewish Candy]

You're entitled to your beliefs
- Gotta eat, haven't luncheon'd yet

[MrBadGuy]

I thought you had brunch?

[Jewish Candy]

I did!
- But not lunch

[MrBadGuy]

I thought brunch was a substitute for breakfast and lunch, but I suppose it can be whatever the fuck you want it to be

[Jewish Candy]

Depends on the size of brunch, but eh, FINE

- Gotta eat, haven't tea'd yet

[MrBadGuy]

Shhhhhhhh! Ad will hear you

[Imco]

+ I always enjoy reading these conversations between Candy and FatGuy, they always tend to make me smile for some bizarre reason.

[MrBadGuy]

You're mistaking my large penis for fat, but I forgive you

[Harpic fraîcheur]

+ I've played a lot Chivalry Medieval Warfare