The You Game!

[Master]

Grand Theft Auto : Wallace

how
< is trying to compute how Hoenn's most esteemed gentleman would fuse with Property Damage Simulator

< believes all will self-combust when he simply emerges.

[MrBadGuy]

< wants to try out the 2 man heist :O
< has one friend with xone and gta v, so < is very happy that there's finally a reason to play

[Serza5]

Grand Theft Auto : Wallace

how
< is trying to compute how Hoenn's most esteemed gentleman would fuse with Property Damage Simulator

His gym is full of women so that's half the game there. < just needs to add some sort of story to warrant his property damaging behaviour

[Jewish Candy]

Sootopolis crampin' his style? The destruction of the old to let flourish the new? Just a terrible driver who doesn't know his own strength? < could theorise all night

[Serza5]

To add to this allow < to quote what < just said on twitter : "Imagine some NPC slagging off his fashion sense so you just get Wallace to walk up to him, shoot him in the face, and steal his car"

[Master]

< wonders if a previous GTA title has been modded with Wallace.

[Adsolution]

Just a terrible driver who doesn't know his own strength?

When we grow accustomes to something, it becomes a part of us. <, a 160-pound human being now travels with two- to three-hundred horsepower.

[Bradandez]

< should get a horse.

[Jewish Candy]

< wonders if ^ works with horses. Despite not riding, < prefers the concept of riding a horse to driving a car.

[Adsolution]

Does ^ drive/has ^ ever driven?

< is quite unsure given ^'s condition.

[Bradandez]

No. But <'s uncle owns a ranch and he has worked with horses.

[Jewish Candy]

Does ^ drive/has ^ ever driven?

< is quite unsure given ^'s condition.

Nope, no chance of that. When < gets better < wants a scooter though.

[MrBadGuy]

< rarely used scooter, < would mostly alternate between turbo charger, joan of cart and roboracer

[Master]

< is going to head off now, night!

[Bradandez]

< is helping out <'s younger sister with her homework.

[Master]

< just woke up, <'s alarm was quieter than usual today, < wonders why that was.

[Bradandez]

Alarms never seem to wake up <.

< has been craving some Donkey Kong Country games recently.

[Master]

< hasn't been gaming much lately, < thinks uni has kept < pre-occupied.
< has been wondering about R&C, the movie is supposed to release this year.

[Melody]

< Delivers the goods

[Jewish Candy]

< is apprehensive about doing the thing < needs to do today. No reason to feel that way though.