The You Game!

[MrBadGuy]

< recommends sexy music, candles and oils to get in the mood

[Jewish Candy]

Those would give < even more things to be worried about!

[MrBadGuy]

< sees that ^ is a paranoid

[Jewish Candy]

< is perfectly sensible. Candles can set fire to shit, oils are a pain to clean up if they spill, and what even is sexy music

[MrBadGuy]

< knows that living life worrying about things that can happen is a terrible way to live.

If you need sexy music, just listen to any badguy original. That should get you in the mood.

[Jewish Candy]

< did the thing! Now just to make it look presentable. Ugh < hates layouts.

[MrBadGuy]

< wouldn't bother editing it at all, just post it in full. People don't like being taken out of the moment when they're about to finish.

[Jewish Candy]

Fuck this shit till tomorrow < is going to watch/play summat instead

[MrBadGuy]

< recommends porn, not illegal porn, but nice wholesome family porn.

[Jewish Candy]

Like food porn? < is up for that. But < is going to play RR instead, since < is already a good way through.

[rolesfamily]

< Has changed rank for a little while!

[MrBadGuy]

< never changes rank

[rolesfamily]

< Likes the irony ;d

[MrBadGuy]

< needs to wee

[Jewish Candy]

Razzy! Nice.
For the first time ever, < is enamoured with the Sanctuary of Rock and Lava (Beneath the Lava Sanctuary in this version, I think?). < liked it before, but now... the visuals, the music, all very abandoned-temple-ey.

[PluMGMK]

< loves all the temple levels.

[MrBadGuy]

< no longer needs to wee

[Jewish Candy]

So the game crashed just before < saved it. At least it was just before and not during, but UGH, annoying.
It's a half-sunny day, but not sunny enough to make < jealous.

[MrBadGuy]

< wonders why ^ would be envious of the sun (< assumes ^ meant envious)

[Jewish Candy]

< is jealous of the human folk who may go about their business beneath its gossamer rays