The You Game!

[Ambidextroid]

< put some cheesy scones into the toaster and suddenly the fuse blew. < went down to the cellar, switched the fuse and came back up to find the toaster had caught on fire.
< did clean it out though, turns out it was a rouge crumb that had caught itself on the wire that heats up. < then tried toasting the scones again, successfully. Pretty damn yummy they were too.

[Jewish Candy]

Bah, household appliances. They make your world go round and break your heart. <'s not speaking from experience, of course...

[Bradandez]

< is finally awake.

[Ambidextroid]

It's the first time <'s had a fire in the house... Also <'s parents are away, which funnily completely contradicts my saying that it's incredibly unlikely for anything like the house burning down when they happen to be away...

[Jewish Candy]

< says ^ should think twice before tempting fate like that again ;P

[Ambidextroid]

Tempting fate? As in... Toastin' up some scones?

< just remembered Dino Run from years ago and had 20 minutes of pure fun with <'s friend on multiplayer

[Jewish Candy]

No no, < meant tempting fate as in saying

it's incredibly unlikely for anything like the house burning down when they happen to be away...

[Master]

< sees the forums are on fire tonight.

[Fifo]

< wonders how ^ knows that.

[Ambidextroid]

< finally, FINALLY has another delicious batch o' Fish 'n' Chips. Oh so long has < waited for this godsend, <'s been waiting long enough...

*chomp chomp chomp*

[Jewish Candy]

< thinks two members that shall not be named need to sit the fuck down and drink their goddamn tea

[rolesfamily]

< Needs a stronger drink then that although fancy fairy brad would order 'a sweet martini bitch '

[Imco]

As < is drinking tea at the moment, < can't help but feel insulted.

[Jewish Candy]

< repeats: ^^ needs to sit the fuck down and drink his goddamn tea

[rolesfamily]

< Hopes that's a whisky tea

[Master]

< is posting in Windows 10, bit laggy in a Virtual Machine, but < felt like messing about.

[Ambidextroid]

< just watched the last SU. Mmmm, yummy yummy plot twists.

[Master]

< did also, < might just marathon through sometime and catch-up.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

< is watching the simpsons

[Jewish Candy]

< wonders what ^^ and ^^^ watched it on, < normally waits for the next day but < could do with some more SU.