What are you eating right now?

[MrBadGuy]

I'm in for some microwave mac and cheese in a minute

[Bradandez]

Some bomb ass teriyaki chicken! So delicious!

[Melody]

baNAnaZ

[Bradandez]

Barbecue Chicken Pizza, aw yeah.

[Imco]

Eating human skin, aw yeah!

[Jewish Candy]

It has been two months since I last poached an egg - my one claim to culinary genius.

Somehow, they came out better than ever before.

Perfectly round, perfectly balanced, perfectly cooked so that the yolk was still runny but with body... I truly am the master of poaching. :')

[MrBadGuy]

Perfectly round, perfectly balanced

I swear I've heard you describe something else in the exact same way...

[Jewish Candy]

If I have, it's not without good reason

[Imco]

I've never succesfuly poached an egg

[MrBadGuy]

I think you were talking about lewa, my right testicle

[Jewish Candy]

I've never succesfuly poached an egg

I've never unsuccessfully poached an egg The key is in making sure the water is hot enough and having a knack for timing.

@BadGuy, Lewa ain't shit

[Master]

That must've been painful.

[MrBadGuy]

Or maybe you were talking about your tits, my mammary ain't great, I don't remember.

[Imco]

Every time I try to poach an egg it turns out to be egg water

[Jewish Candy]

Ugh, yeah, those scraggly bits of egg are na-sty.

my mammary ain't great

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're beautiful

[MrBadGuy]

you're beautiful

You really go back and forth on that, don't you?

[Jewish Candy]

Do I? I think we're all agreed that you're a hottie mctottie

[Ambidextroid]

I'm eating some of the best toast I've had in a long while.
Mmmmmm, Marmite all day every day.

[Master]

Toast in the evening? Not what one would take as a conventional choice.

[MrBadGuy]

Do I? I think we're all agreed that you're a hottie mctottie

Well I know that, I wasn't sure everyone was in consensus, but if that's the case then I'm satisfied