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RPC the Musical

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Ok, so I got really really really bored and I made these RPC lyrics on the melody of Belle from Beauty and the Beast in the last 90 minutes or so.
I think we should create a musical! Who's in!?
Hunchman801:
Little site, it's a quiet forum
Every day like the one before
Little site full of online people
Logging on to say...

Imco97: What’s up!
Bradandez: Fuck you!
Sny: How come?
Tenshi: I’m sad!
Cairnie: Rayman!

Hunchman801:
There go the members with their rant, like always
With some new things and stuff to share
Every topic just the same
Just like every forum game
On this silly Rayman site

Hunchman801:
Good morning, there
Peopz:
Good morning my Hunch
Hunchman801:
What are you doing?
Peopz:
Just posting, I just shared the most wonderful story
About a robot, and a fairy, and a---
Hunchman801: That's nice. SERZA the spamming, make it stop

Peopz:
Look, there she goes
The girl is strange, no question
married with Wallace, is she not?
Jewish Candy: She’s our female forum friend
MrBadGuy: And she’s here to make it end
Both: Always keeping this a tidy place, our Scot.

Imco97: Bonjour
Bradendez: Fuck you!
Imco97: Barbara sucks ass!
Sugar: Bonjour
Master: Sugar!
Hoozang: I am Hoozang!
Ambidextroid: I’m ea....ting toast
Harpic: I see three T’s there

CHRDutch: That must be Illuminati confirmed!

Rulez: Ah, Ad
Adsolution: Hey Hunchman. I've come to reclaim the sheets you borrowed
Rulez: *swallows* Today already?
Adsolution: Oh I need them back right now. Can’t you just get something new?
Rulez: *swallows* Not till Saturday.
Adsolution: That's alright. I'll just take… these ones.
Rulez: Those ones? But you've played them twice?
Adsolution: Well they’re his favourites: Shrooblord loves them,
guitar solo, awesome drums, perfect for our band!
Rulez: If you like them all that much, they’re yours
Adsolution: But Rulez?!?
Rulez: I insist!
Adsolution: Well thank you, thank you very much!

Peopz:
Look, there he goes, that boy is so peculiar
I wonder if he’s feeling sad
Haruka: With his bright and scarlet hair
Rayfist: Programming here, modelling there.
Both: What a busy dude, compared to us, is Ad

Hunchman801:
Ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
It's my favourite site because....you see
I’ve built this up from nothing
And it’s been a Rayman site since two
thousand and three!

Rolesfamily:
Now it's no wonder that he’s so rad, Rayman
As he can kick and he can punch

Shrooblord:
Nothwithstanding his cool moves
Hunchman801 approves
That he’s different from the rest of us

Peopz:
He’s nothing like the rest of us
Yes, different from the rest of us, says Hunch

Pirez: Wow you didn't miss a letter, PluM!
You're the greatest alphabetician here!
PluMGMK: I know
Pirez: No forum member stands a chance against you, haha...and
No letters here either
PluMGMK: It's true Pirez, and I've got my sight set on that one
Pirez: that appalling letter!?
PluMGMK: It’s the one, the lucky one I'm going to use
Pirez: But it--
PluMGMK: follows the previous letter
Pirez: I know but--
PluMGMK: It is in the the rules! and don’t I follow the rules?
PluMGMK: Well of course, I mean ya do, but I (mumbling)

Fifo : Right from the moment when I met him, saw him
I saw him post, I heard him speak
On my forum it is he
Who can’t stop but bother me
with his trolling and his name’s Game of the Geek

Peopz:
Oh no, again! Will just stop, geez!
We’ve told you twice, that we don’t care!
Go take, your pro…blems somewhere else please!
If you do this again you’re dead, I swear!

Saerleiya: Bonjour
OCG: Japan!
PrincessAmber: Cosplay!
Ribshark: Hello!
Bradandez: Give me a story!
Ambidextroid: There was a man
Imco97: A crab…
DesLife: He died
MrBadGuy: a song!
JewishCandy: THE END.
Bradandez: That story sucked
Hunchman: What is this mess?
Adsolution: This game
Serza: This post!
Master: It’s wrong
Hoodcom: a ban!
Cairnie: What should we do now?

Hunchman801: There must be more we could do than just ban!

Adsolution: Let’s warn them first, I think that’s a good plan

Peopz:
And so it goes....a site so strange, so special
It’s so awesome, don’t you agree
There’s some laughter, there’s a grin
But we all do fit in
And it really is a funny site
An awesome but a funny site
A site that’s about Rayman, R… P.C.!
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Re: RPC the Musical

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7 out of 10, needs more OCG :P
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Re: RPC the Musical

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why is plum gaston

I like it though :lol:
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Th..that was beautiful :shock: :confus: :proud:
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Well, this fucking sucked.
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Mmm, since most of the English mods play a key role in this musical, I can't help but wonder. Can they actually sing?
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Master is amazing singer I know it.
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Mods and Admins are elected on musical ability, didn't you know?
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Well, I bet Humch can sing, and he can dance, cuz after all he's in France. I think.
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Re: RPC the Musical

Post by Serza5 »

I like how there's 1 whole segment about me and I only say one line in the whole thing. :P
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Re: RPC the Musical

Post by Melody »

Needs more me
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Looking at them again, my lines seem uncharacteristic, but then again mine isn't a particularly interesting persona so :mrgreen:
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Re: RPC the Musical

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I have to point out that I have experience playing the beast. Not that I'm proud of it.
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Re: RPC the Musical

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BadGuy as Prince Adam, Plum as Gaston, but who shall play Belle?
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Re: RPC the Musical

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You are clearly fishing, Miss Candy. No need, you are obviously the best choice.
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Well, no, I'm not the most Belle-like here :? I was thinking Brad or summat
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Re: RPC the Musical

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The best choice for a role isn't the closest personality to the character. In fact it's often quite the opposite.
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Yeah, in boring-ass real life. But this appears to be more of a musical, BatB-themed tour of RPC.
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Re: RPC the Musical

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I don't care how boring your ass is in real life. You need to act an interesting one!
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Re: RPC the Musical

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Then let me be Lumiere :( he's literally the opposite to me!
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