You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Stormtrooper934]

Hey Stormy (Can I call you like that?) plz, no triple/double posts. You can use the edit button always and forever for da rest of your life!

You know you suck at Rayman when you confuse Ratman with Rayman.

Sorry!

[Stormtrooper934]

:O we've got a new member!
Welcome Stormtrooper934 (don't expect me to be much I'm also bit new )

Nice to meet you CHRdutch!

[Bradandez]

Ya did it again, sonny.

...when the Lum King multiplies the Lums negatively.

[NyaNyaLily]

when the game starts with the bad decision cutscene from the cave of bad dreams

[Hoozang]

When CHRdutch dies.

[THEdragon]

When Betilla gives all the powers to Tarayzan because he's better at using them.

[Shrooblord]

... and Tarayzan consequently uses them to build himself a treehouse instead of saving the world.

[THEdragon]

When Rayman accidentally slices himself in half with his helicopter hair.

[NyaNyaLily]

When Rayman accidentally slices himself in half with his helicopter hair.

And when the helicopter hair then flies away and slices betillas throat.

[Bradandez]

...when the Teensies open the Doors of Hell.

[THEdragon]

When Rayman accidentally slices himself in half with his helicopter hair.

And when the helicopter hair then flies away and slices betillas throat.

When this happens in R1 and it somehow slices R1 Betilla's non-existent throat.

[PluMGMK]

...when the Teensies open the Doors of Hell.

… and it freezes over to give you some chance because you suck so badly!

[NyaNyaLily]

When Rayman accidentally slices himself in half with his helicopter hair.

And when the helicopter hair then flies away and slices betillas throat.

When this happens in R1 and it somehow slices R1 Betilla's non-existent throat.

and Betilla then spontaneously combusts.

[Bradandez]

...when you free the first set of Teensies and you ask them which is the real king in which the answered that they have reached a deal where they have switched over to a more democratic route and now go with Presidents. They then execute Rayman for destroying their Presidential Office (the cage).

[Shrooblord]

... when Globox is the head of CIA security for the Teensie President.

[Bradandez]

...when Rayman breaks his neck.

[Hoozang]

...when the Manual refuses to teach you the basics in R3.

[Bradandez]

...when Michel Ancel comes to you house and takes all your Rayman stuff.

[NyaNyaLily]

When Rayman doesn't wake up in the opening cutscene of Rayman 2

[Bradandez]

...when the microphone wasn't even plugged in in the first place.