Quester RPG: SEASON 1 REBOOT - Day 1: Merchant Glade

[Shrooblord]

You say "hello, my character's name is [...] and I want to sign up"

[The Advert Guy]

Here is my character fellow adventurers hope you enjoy him

Fernando the Squid Hunting Manwhore

By day Fernando is a squid hunter capable of catching up to almost 3 squid a day! Fernando has had much experience in the field of squid hunting to the point where he is fairly decent in battle with his trusty harpoon and due to him having all those years of experience being the only squid hunter in his village he has become adept at fixing his tool of squid destruction among other things that he hunted with like his boat.
after squid hunting for several years however Fernando quickly realized that while he couldn't successfully talk to any of the females in his village he found them constantly watching him as he hunted in the waters this was a quick spiral into him becoming the villages first Manwhore at night.
Being a manwhore has given Fernando some advantages such as being able to distract people to the point of forgetting what it was that they were doing simply by looking at them and he bartered in this profession with his villages teachers offering a "learn for services" deal making Fernando very smart seeing as how he has almost every doctorate imaginable.
although it does have its disadvantages as Fernando has gotten so used to his clothes that he wears during manwhoring hours (a wife beater vest and boxer shorts) that he now wears only that and no other clothes not even shoes meaning has almost no Armour to take hits with however his light clothing does aid him to sneak around.
Finally due to him having no contact with a barber or hair stylist in years his hair is long flowingto jjust below the back of his neck and his beard goes down to his chest.

so in other words The squid hunting manwhore joins the adventure

[NyaNyaLily]

Hello, my character's name is Dog Food and I want to sign up

[Harpic fraîcheur]

I'm in, it seems to be really nice.
My name is Harpic, of course!

[Shrooblord]

Okay guys. Let me roll your character stats.

Name: Dog Food
Intelligence:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (4)
Maximum Health:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (17)
Endurance:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (20)
Strength:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (7)
Charisma:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (4)
Attractiveness:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (5)
Bluff:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (13)
Dexterity:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (20)
Magicks:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (14)
Stealth:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (12)
Speed:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (17) - Maximum speed: 15 feet/action.

Dog Food, you are what we call a brute. You're dim-witted and not charismatic in the slightest, but you're sturdy and tough as nails. It will take an army to beat you down and despite your massive appearance, your hands are surprisingly adept at fine craftsmanship. In fact, they're the best artisan hands in the entire kingdom! People flock from all over to view the statues crafted by the mighty Dog Food, so realistic they almost seem alive... although nobody knows exactly what they're supposed to be. You have a fine control over the supernatural and although you're big and heavy, you're also nimble and swift on your feet.

Name: Harpic
Intelligence:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (12)
Maximum Health:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (12)
Endurance:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (18)
Strength:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (11)
Charisma:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (4)
Attractiveness:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (17)
Bluff:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (19)
Dexterity:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (12)
Magicks:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (8)
Stealth:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (17)
Speed:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (9) - Maximum speed: 10 feet/action.

Harpic, your survivability is your key strength. You can take a good deal of hits and nothing short of a hail of arrows and a flash of a thousand swords will seriously harm you. You're quite terrible at interacting with people - although you know all the right things to say, you can't help but always get it wrong. Despite this, you're handsome beyond belief. Years of experience on the streets have given you supreme abilities of lying and deception, but you're a little slow-paced at times. You have a basic grasp of magick use, but nothing dazzling, really.


Looks like some beefcakes just joined the team. Sweet. The party's already shaping up rather balanced - assassins, ranged controllers, tanks and fighters. This'll be interesting...

[NyaNyaLily]

Okay guys. Let me roll your character stats.

Name: Dog Food
Intelligence:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (4)

Well, the name makes sense

[Harpic fraîcheur]

My name is Harpic, the class is Toilet Cleaner Shroob!

[Shrooblord]

I imagine you coming to terms with being sentient toilet cleaner was difficult for you as a child.

Character list updated.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

No xD

[NyaNyaLily]

Well you can easily say something like 'possesed catnip of doom' or something like that xD

[RibShark]

I'm in. I guess I'll wait until my stats are chosen before I choose my roll and character name.

[Bradandez]

I think I may have to drop out of this. Sorry :c

[Shrooblord]

Aww too bad. You sure, Brad? We won't begin until some point after next Sunday and it's not supposed to be that time-intensive either.
I'll give you time until we begin to make up your mind.

Name: [RibShark]
Intelligence:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (16)
Maximum Health:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (13)
Endurance:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (15)
Strength:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (7)
Charisma:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (17)
Attractiveness:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (5)
Bluff:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (5)
Dexterity:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (9)
Magicks:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (4)
Stealth:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (8)
Speed:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (10) - Maximum speed: 10 feet/action.

You've got brains and you've got style, but despite that you're no good with tools or with a wand. RibShark, you're a bit of an ugly duckling but that's okay - you're still an extremely likable person. And you will take sharp steel to the face like a champ! It won't be easy to beat you and you'll look great on the battlefield in your gleaming armour.

[Bradandez]

I'm sure. I've got a lot of stuff going on with finding a job, incoming driver permit test, and in the near future I'll have to get classes.

[Shrooblord]

Everyone get ready to receive and answer some PMs in the coming two evenings. I'd like to start playing next week.

[Jewish Candy]

Eee, excitement!
Hope you're aware that Harpic won't be joining us until late next week.

[Shrooblord]

Ah yes, of course. When does his ban expire? I'll find a way to incorporate that into the story.

I'm writing some PMs for y'all at this very instant. I'll post here again with what I expect from everyone when I've sent them so that we can get ready to begin!

[Shrooblord]

Your PMs have been sent or are in the process of being sent! Check out the updated rules and reply to me ASAP to get this ball game's ball rolling!

[Imco]

Mmm, I didn't get one (yet)
I'll just wait and see, I suppose

[Shrooblord]

It takes a long time to customise one of these PMs, Imco.
Sending the first set of PMs to the first recipient now. Be patient, folks - expect your own within the next hour or two!