Alphabetical Conversation

[Pirez]

Nah, still the same topics and stuff.

[Dart]

Oh, ok...

[Ubi-Mya]

Probably a topic where random people say random stuff?

[Pirez]

Quite, there are also elegant alliterations sometimes.

[Bradandez]

Really rotten of me to just be racing 'round the room ripping my ripping rubber bands while racing on my roller blades making people run from me to avoid a roaring pain.

[Imco]

Shut up Bradley, you're not adding to this topic.

[Ambidextroid]

Too true. 'Tis time to terminate this tomfoolery that's tangential to the topic, taking time to think thoroughly to type thoughtfully tantalising text.

[Imco]

U should stick to your corn flakes. Alliterations are nothing for you.

[Ambidextroid]

Very well then, I shall cease the alliteration in return for 15 kilograms of cornflakes delivered to my door within 3 days.

[Imco]

What, you are kidding, right?

[Ambidextroid]

Xylophones. I mean no.
I need my cornflakes to live.

[Imco]

You didn't ACTUALLY order that much cereal, did you?

[Ambidextroid]

Zanzibar is where I buy my cereal. They sell cornflakes in 3 tonne boxes over there, I order 5 boxes daily and eat them continuously throughout the day.

[Imco]

All right then, you have a very unhealthy cereal obsession

[Bradandez]

Beautiful buttons, oh beautiful buttons on Imco's eyes! Bradley will belt Imco down and brand him with a branding tool that has been boiling in water because Imco's a bitch. :p

[Imco]

Cunt, you are.

[Pirez]

Double cunt, you are, for calling Brad a cunt when he is a prick.

[Ambidextroid]

Everyone's a cunt for calling eachother cunts when we're all twats

[Imco]

Fuck you, I'm a nice guy and don't cuss.

[Ambidextroid]

Go eat some dicks, and don't swear.