Bid for Tings

[Xenon]

I'm giving away 5000 Tings within the next 60 minutes.

Please start bidding below.

[stan423321]

Bidding... as in, with Tings? With Norwegian currency? With cows?

[Xenon]

I had Tings in mind, though you're welcome to give me money

[Hunchman801]

One Ting.

[Serza5]

2 tings

[Bradandez]

Two tings!

[Snagglebee]

10 tings

[Bradandez]

I bet 99

[Hunchman801]

A hundred.

[Serza5]

I bet 105

[stan423321]

Interesting.

128 Tings? Anyone?

[Pirez]

WTF is going on here?

[Serza5]

I bid 130 tings

[stan423321]

We're trying to buy Tings. With Tings.

This would make sense if we had to pay Xenon with Tings for every bid, but alas we don't.*

*this is authentic type of scam/service that they try to sell around here in TV magazines

[Eren]

Bidding 200

[PluMGMK]

Authentic scam? Seems legit.

What the hell, 300!

[stan423321]

No, seriously. They say there's an auction for, say, laptop and the start price is 25€, you can check current price and raise bid by 0.01€ with such an SMS... then there's the tiny text telling you about 5€ cost of raising the bid.

[Serza5]

I bid 305 tings

[Hunchman801]

300 Tings and a signed photograph of me.

[Xenon]

You may bid with photographs too, but payment will only be issued upon receipt of said photographs (naked ones of course)