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stan423321 · Post by **stan423321** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:11 pm

The ketchup industry, most certainly.

Why do they put flour in ketchup?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:12 pm

It really allows the the flavour to sprout.

Was that a bad pun?

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:13 pm

Yes

Where can I harvest puns?

stan423321 · Post by **stan423321** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:18 pm

Everywhere, as long as you use punies to pull the harvester.

What's the difference between eagle and?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:18 pm

And is logical, Eagles are not.

But what is the point of the nail?

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:19 pm

To scratch things

Why do we need them anyway?

stan423321 · Post by **stan423321** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:20 pm

To temporarily mod PS1s, of course.

Why aren't nails and toothpicks outlawed yet then?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:21 pm

People take the idea of dressing sharp a bit too literally.

But why the need for SHARP?

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:21 pm

To poke at things

Where is my pokey thing?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:22 pm

Erm, you know that bump we couldn't explain...

Why is ominous latin chanting popular?

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:23 pm

Because edgy

Why do many things have edge?

stan423321 · Post by **stan423321** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:24 pm

Ominous Polish chanting was too scary I assume.

Why not ominous latin disco though?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:24 pm

Health and Safety wouldn't exist.

Why do we wear belts?

stan423321 · Post by **stan423321** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:26 pm

We do?!

What is Camembert cheese good for?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:27 pm

Aromatherapy.

Where is our serial port?

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:27 pm

Whining about

Why don't wines match cheeses?

Eparcyl · Post by **Eparcyl** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:27 pm

fuck!

Who is King Kong?

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:27 pm

A big dong

Who wore a dong that big?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:28 pm

A MONKEY.

But what is King Koopa?

Serza5 · Post by **Serza5** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:28 pm

A Blastoise

Who traded me a pikachu?

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