Corrupt a wish!

[stan423321]

You had it in the past. It doesn't affect the present in any degree.

I wish for an FTL travel vessel.

[Serza5]

Granted but it only takes you to short ditances

I wish I had goggles

[Master]

They show you the abyss, and the abyss stared into you.

I wish I had a power suit.

[Serza5]

Granted but it's too tight

I wish I had boots

[stan423321]

They're both left.

I wish I had a bowl of rice noodles.

[Serza5]

Granted but it's rice that looks like noodles

I wish I had ramen

[stan423321]

Good! It's frozen though.

I wish I had a hoverboard.

[Serza5]

Granted but it only hovers on specific un common terrein

I wish I had a hover bike

[stan423321]

It's upside down and hovers only so much, so it scratches your head while you're riding.

I wish I had a way to slow down time without slowing down my thoughts.

[Serza5]

Granted but there is no way to reset the speed it was originally at

I wish time would stop

[stan423321]

Your wish got granted just before you realized iiiiiiiiiii

I wish there were catapults in city streets instead of zebra crossings.

[Serza5]

Granted but everyone always dies using it

I wish I had a catapult

[stan423321]

It somehow manages to catapult itself to your local parlament and becomes the prime minister. It's first initiative is to free itself.

I wish for a nail.

[Serza5]

Granted, you get a human nail that's nailed onto a wall

I wish I had nail clippers

[stan423321]

They're nailed to your nails, so you can't use them on yourself.

I wish for an ampersand.

[Serza5]

Not granted because I have no idea what that is

I wish I knew what that was

[stan423321]

You do, then you realize the futility of your wish and your life is ruined forever.

I wish I had less shaky hands.

[Serza5]

Granted but they're too stiff to type

I wish there was less time left

[stan423321]

There is, now! Happy?

I wish I could spin effortlessly.

[Serza5]

Granted but you're always dizzy even after the smallest of spins

I wish I had a spinda