Ketchup or mustard

[Xenon]

Your genitals are gross.

[Master]

Neither. Mayo.

[Xenon]

Don't like mayo. It's just fat, plain and simple.

[Master]

Heh, that probably explains a lot about my physique.

[Xenon]

Are you a little overweight then?

[Master]

Pretty much so.

[Cairnie]

Heh, that probably explains a lot about my physique.

And mine lol

[Pirez]

My preference goes to mayo.

[Bradandez]

Ketchup is still the best.

[stan423321]

After all these years, I'm siding with ketchup, mostly because it's edible by itself.

[Cairnie]

I could actually live without ketchup, not that I mind it or anything.

[Serza5]

I don't tend to put much condiments on my food, maybe some chilli sauce but I usually just eat everything dry.

[stan423321]

recently my family started to make something they call ketchup, and it resembles a milder, less sweet chili sauce more than anything

[Matyuv]

Both suck, can't believe I actually used to like ketchup

[stan423321]

Fun fact. One of companies in Poland was trying to manufacture a ketchup that contained more pickles than tomatoes. I have no idea whether they sicked with it.

[Master]

Hmm, that's a bizarre proposition. Do all ketchups have pickles in them?

[Serza5]

Why would you put pickles in ketchup?

[Master]

Beats me, was wondering if I missed something.

[stan423321]

No, most certainly not. The one I eat typically is just tomatoes + spices + sugar + citric acid; flour is added often but not always. And no, pickles are not spices. I think.

[Cairnie]

Mustard nowadays but it mostly has to be American and not that gritty mustard.