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You still wacist
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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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how many funny racist jokes does it take to change a lightbulb
fuckity whoops looks like there are no funny racist jokes
fuckity whoops looks like there are no funny racist jokes
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There are some pretty funny racist jokes.
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aren't you edgy
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Why did Shadow fall off the cliff? BECAUSE HE WAS OVER THE EDGE
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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It's not edgy. It's called having a variety of humor.
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How many Brads you need to change a lightbulb?
They're useless at that, lightbulb light is yellow.
They're useless at that, lightbulb light is yellow.
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I've never seen Master make a joke before. I'm scared.
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two skeletons go in a bar and die
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So two planes crash into the twin towers...
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two bars walk into a skellington
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Oh, that one.
A paraglider crashes into Warsaw's Stalin Palace. The pilot falls and dies. The whole scene is being observed by two drunkards.
"So, what will you tell about this, Jim?"
"Well, like state, like terrorists."
A paraglider crashes into Warsaw's Stalin Palace. The pilot falls and dies. The whole scene is being observed by two drunkards.
"So, what will you tell about this, Jim?"
"Well, like state, like terrorists."
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two frogs walk into a normie
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A man walked into a bar, and said ow.
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The long version is cool too!Master wrote:A man walked into a bar, and said ow.
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Two strings walk into a bar.
"Who are you," said the barman.
"I'm a string," said the string.
"And your friend is a string too?"
"No, I'm a freighted knot."
"Who are you," said the barman.
"I'm a string," said the string.
"And your friend is a string too?"
"No, I'm a freighted knot."
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two men rob a bank
then they return the money, it was a prank
then they return the money, it was a prank
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Soviet fish shop.
"Don't you have any beef?"
"We don't have any fish. In the next shop, they don't have any meat."
"Don't you have any beef?"
"We don't have any fish. In the next shop, they don't have any meat."
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I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.



