Corrupt a wish!

[stan423321]

It transfers to you.

I wish for a magnet that picks up coins.

[Bradandez]

Granted, it's in your ass though.

I wish to have pussy magnet.

[Master]

You get all the ladies, and the kitties. Hope you can live with the bite marks.

I wish to see such adorableness

[Pirez]

You see adorableness. It gives you cute cancer. You die.

I wish my bladder was empty right now.

[stan423321]

The void compresses suddenly, resulting in black hole. Everyone dies.

I wish for a shovel launcher.

[Master]

You get one, it just digs you deeper til you merge with the molten core.

I wish for more posts.

[Pirez]

You get 10 000 and beat Serza. You then get permabanned for shitposting.

I wish for a massage right now to ease the pain in my shoulder.

[stan423321]

one more post!

I wish to make a bot that could inflate post count.

[Master]

You make a bot that does so, sadly, no-one recognises your efforts, as they come across as extremely desperate.

I wish for an effective cooling unit.

[stan423321]

Too bad, you connected it the wrong way!

I wish for a method to instantly plant trees in a solid manner.

[Master]

You can plant the trees, which stay put effectively, but they didn't get the love. They never grow.

I wish for a bigger room clock.

[stan423321]

Bigger... than the room in question.

I wish for a bowl of... uh... mussels! Definitely mussels!

[Master]

You get the mussels, though they've been through a power plant. They're emitting radiation.

I wish for the beginning.

[stan423321]

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I wish for an end, once and for all.

[Master]

It cometh, but in 2 hours, sorry, you gotta wait.

I wish for the wait to be productive

[Haruka]

The production dropped though.

I want Record Day to be red.

[stan423321]

ReD? It already is ReD.

I wish for a proverb!

[Master]

You get it in an encrypted disk.

I wish for the 3k milestone.

[stan423321]

Available for pickup at your nearest Roman retailer.

I wish for a working treasure finding scheme!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I wish for a working treasure finding scheme!

But unfortunately, the metal detectors were not working properly.

I wish Anime was real.