Off Topic

[Hoozang]

We can never escape from the Interwebs. Never.

[Acarr]

We can never escape from the Interwebs. Never.

Yes you can. It's called real life.

[Hoozang]

No. The Matrix.
*song plays*

[Acarr]

No. The Matrix.
*song plays*

I think therefore I am?

[DandyGuy]

No. The Matrix.
*song plays*

I think therefore I am?

René Descartes would be proud!

[Hoozang]

How can we difference the real world from the internet? Totally a difficulty nowadays.
"The RPC, now on your closest web window!"

[Bradandez]

What's a door's favorite joke?

A knock knock joke.

[incognito]

How can we difference the real world from the internet? Totally a difficulty nowadays.

In real life plumbers or TV technicians aren't welcomed by naked huge breasted women.

[Bradandez]

How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.

[Hoozang]

What? I'll just reply with "Subway's sandwiches are cool".

[Bradandez]

What kind of key do you use for a Mon-lock?

A Mon-key.

[incognito]

We have a topic for that kind of jokes in the French Forums.

[Bradandez]

Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog?

Because it was a chili dog!

[Hoozang]

I can't even. I have lost my mind. I cannot reply further than this.
choo choo
The Hooz-Boat is sailing from Off-Topic! Next Parade is somewhere

[DandyGuy]

Masta is gonna take your tings for being off topic.

[Master]

Off topic in off-topic? Sounds redundant. But yeah, we do have a jokes thread somewhere, iirc.

[Acarr]

How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.

I told my flat-mate this joke and I just got a look of disapproval.

[Eren]

How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.

that joke gave me cancer

[Bradandez]

Thanks, I made that joke myself

[incognito]

How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

You pay with current-sea.

that joke gave me cancer

And thus means Braddy have to be sentenced for his crime, he is condemned to be called "Braddy" for a year.