In our constant effort to improve and serve this beautiful community, we have decided to found a Ting bank in order to provide loans, insurance and other financial services to our valuable members.
In order to celebrate this great news, we would like to offer everyone a free loan of a maximum duration of one month and a maximum amount of 50,000 Tings. No interest, no fee, all you have to do is give them back before the due date (or you will be charged late payment fees and interest).
More information on our services will follow.
Current rates†
Exclusive launch interest rate: 0%*
Regular interest rate: 2%
Late payment fee: 1000 Ŧ**
Late payment interest rate: 10%
Insurance rate: 0.5%
†All rates are monthly equivalent rates.
*Valid for all loans subscribed before 31/10/2015, midnight UTC, of less than 50,000 Tings and of a duration of less than one calendar month.
**Or the amount of the loan, whichever is smaller
To comfort you, let me take a loan of 49 tings, I'll refund you in a month with everything that's due to you. Regardless of your special offer.
(except that I don't understand your insurance thing, if it's tied to the loan then please explain in further details what it is before taking my request into account)
If possible Id like to withdraw a loan of 5000 tings. Ill pay it back within 30 days. However please note in the event I can't pay it back I should let you know I sold my sole for a Rayman 2 Yo-Yo. Ill fax over some paperwork in the morning.
As explained above, this topic is not meant to be successful in itself but to improve and serve this beautiful community.
Insurance is a different service that I will explain later, but rest assured that it is not tied to our loans. Speaking of which, the requested amounts have been sent to our first two customers.
Thank you for your business! Of course no interest will be due if the Tings are returned by the due date.
gamerz31w wrote:sounds like great almighty poo from conker bad fur day
Gamerz31w, you are required to pay our Prophet Canard WC, our King Comment ? or myself the sum of 500 Tings in order to make up for your blasphemy. Failure to do so will result in drastic consequences.
Yours dearly,
Harpic fraîcheur, High Priest.
Gamerz to pay you must go here donate.php?user_id=5316 and type '500' , sadly you are not going to be a teensie anymore, but that's how much you have to pay.
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gamerz31w wrote:sounds like great almighty poo from conker bad fur day
Gamerz31w, you are required to pay our Prophet Canard WC, our King Comment ? or myself the sum of 500 Tings in order to make up for your blasphemy. Failure to do so will result in drastic consequences.
Yours dearly,
Harpic fraîcheur, High Priest.
Harpic fraîcheur, you are required to pay a fine of 500 Tings for attempting to racket a member of the community after we made it clear earlier this year that such behaviour would not be tolerated anymore. Failure to do so will not result in anything as I've already taken the Tings from your account.
Yours dearly,
Hunchman801, administrator.
, sadly you are not going to be a teensie anymore, but that's how much you have to pay.