Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[th3()ne]

Not me because i r nub.

Why does rayman eat food?

[Hunchman801]

Because he is hungry.
Why do not we see him when he is eating?

[Xenon]

Because he is shy.

Why would he be shy?

[Hunchman801]

Because he is dirty when eating ^^
What does he eat?

[neo]

Lums and Plum Juice, and some Globox baby meat as well....

Why does Rayman eat his BEST FRIEND'S babies??

[Xenesus]

Because they taste SOOOO good
Does Rayman have an invisible tail?

[th3()ne]

What abundance do you get from answering silly questions such as the one mentioned above this very post, are you all children, I am not sure, but it seems so, it would be unfamiliar to me, Ha ha, it does make me laugh.

[Hunchman801]

Rayman is supposed to have a big dick, according to an advertising pic ^^
Does Rayman like plum juice?

[th3()ne]

No, he likes Beer.

Why is he so healthy?

[Xenon]

He isn't, he just wears a mask.

Why have we got two of the same topic?

[th3()ne]

Because they're both different.

Was that a stupid question?

[Xenon]

Yes, but it was also a good question.

Was that a good answer?

[th3()ne]

No, that was a bad answer.

Why does my tounge taste purple?

[neo]

I don't know.

Why are we not asking stupid questions about Rayman??

[supmachin]

Because he hasn't got stupid answers^^
Why did he love LY?

[Droolie]

Because he had a bad taste.

[Xenon]

Why didn't Drolpiraat ask a question?

[neo]

Because he forgot how to play the game.

Why did he forget how to play the game???

[Xenon]

Because it slipped his mind.

Why are we on this subject?

[Newray]

I don't know.

Do you know?