Jokes topic

[Hunchman801]

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.

[Xenon]

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

[Pirez]

#BumpTopicsOnFriday

Why does nobody play poker in the savannah?

A : [Too many cheetah]

[incognito]

Too many cheetah ! You already made this one.

[Pirez]

Oh, really? Sorry about that

Another one, then : I hate russian dolls : they're so full of themselves.

[Xenon]

Oh, really? Sorry about that

Another one, then : I hate russian dolls : they're so full of themselves.

That's been made twice in this thread already. Once on page 5 and as recently as page 12

[Pirez]

God dammit ><

Well, a last attempt : Why do Rabbis only travel by train?
A : [Because a train goes "jew jew"]

[incognito]

Shit, no guess.
Trained at Jew Jitsu ?

[Xenon]

I must confess: I read that as 'Rabbids', so at first was very confused with the punchline.

Here's a Rabbid joke: what is the difference between the super Rabbid and the maid Rabbid?

[One is a fit bunny, one is a bit funny]

[PluMGMK]

I must confess: I read that as 'Rabbids', so at first was very confused with the punchline.

Same here, it has to be said.

[Pirez]

Religion wouldn't be taken as seriously if priests wore bunny rabbits. Maybe that's the solution to the world's suffering.

[#Rubber mark#]

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back of the head.

[Ray502]

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

That's the joke.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Why is the number 8 afraid of 7?


Because 7 8 9( Seven ate nine)

[PluMGMK]

I thought that last one was usually told about 6, not 8.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Crap! I used the wrong piece in the punchline, well OK here's another one:


How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?


A "steak" to the heart.

[The Jonster]

Bump, I'm going to try this just once, I don't think anyone will like this joke though.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

You know what happened to the guy who has his left Arm and left leg Cut off?...

It's Okay for him... He is AL-RIGHT now!

[The Jonster]

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with someone; unless you are in prison.

[Steo]

These 2 guys were walking down the street and they walked into a building, you'd think one of them would've seen it.