The You Game!

[nr0r]

< Lucky enough to have a hair dresser for a mom, but < needs to actually take more advantage of this

[Ray502]

< has been feeling drained and exhausted again. The vitamins haven't been helping a ton, but at least it ain't every other day like it was.

[incognito]

< feels like <'s been one of the top posters so far this year.

Certainly a lot more than <, Padawan.

<'s dad cuts <'s hair when it gets thick, about every 3rd month. Considering though to go to the barber shop to get a more styled hairstyle.

You want all the girls for you ? Inseminate your worst enemy's sister or GF?

Try... Paul Mitchell's Avalon.

[Ambidextroid]

< was mulling over the infinite monkeys with typewriters theory, where supposedly they would have a 100% chance of writing every conceivable string of characters, and came to a strange conclusion. < imagines its actually possible that every monkey just presses the A key forever, or just infinite gibberish, so there's no guarantee that they type any specific string. That being said, the likelihood of the monkeys typing any string increases proportionally to the amount of monkeys, and if the amount of monkeys is infinite then the possibility of them writing every conceivable word is multiplied by infinity, in other words an infinitely large possibility or 100%.
So basically it's a paradox, the monkeys have both a 100% chance of typing everything while at the same time not being guaranteed to type everything.

< is sure this is nothing new, but it seems until now < somewhat misunderstood the theory.

[Ray502]

Thanks, but no thanks, ^^.

You want all the girls for you ?

Maybe there's an alternate way.

< is listening to slow, soft music before heading off to bed.

[PluMGMK]

< has decided to replace <'s self-built LineageOS on <'s phone with a clean flash of the most recent official build. The previous arrangement was starting to bug probably because < had dirty-flashed it over an older CM build. The reason < went with an official build is because < couldn't be bothered spending the weekend figuring out which hoops < had to jump through to make the thing build last time.

[Master]

< wants to root <'s old first gen Moto G, but it's locked. < needs to contact Tesco about unlocking it sometime, but given how it's no longer under contract, < isn't sure how to go about unlocking it.

[PluMGMK]

< asks why you have to go through Tesco. < didn't have to go through Three for <'s Moto E, but of course not all carriers are the same…

[Ray502]

< hoped that a Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy demo would be released already.

[Ambidextroid]

It's 6:15 pm and < only just got up. This is a record for <.

[Ray502]

None of <'s guy friends are going to the dance, so < will skip this one. <'s disappointed but at least < will most likely get to see <'s crush tomorrow.

[Ambidextroid]

< is eating Jaffa Cakes for the first time in ages, mmmmmm

[Ray502]

< is remembering about the one girl < came very close to being her boyfriend. But back then, < wasn't all that interesting and humerous, which is probably the reason why she hasn't talked to < in 2 years.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

< had a cup of tea with some milk.

[PluMGMK]

< is remembering about the one girl < came very close to being her boyfriend. But back then, < wasn't all that interesting and humerous, which is probably the reason why she hasn't talked to < in 2 years.

< wonders if you'd try talking to her again.

[Ray502]

< won't try. She probably forgot about good ol' <.

Plus she's either 18 or 19 now. Better option to not attempt sending her a quick text.

[PluMGMK]

< wonders what age has to do with it, if it wasn't an issue before.

[Master]

< asks why you have to go through Tesco. < didn't have to go through Three for <'s Moto E, but of course not all carriers are the same…

< admits, < hasn't unlocked a phone before, but <'s not sure how < would get an unlock code.

[PluMGMK]

< found Motorola's guide to doing it at https://motorola-global-portal.custhelp ... -device-a/
< thinks that URL may not actually work in Europe though when it comes to actually getting the code. < recalls having to go to the German equivalent, which was still luckily available in English.

[Ray502]

Because at that time, ^, she was 16. Now she's 18, and we have laws in the US about age of consent.

< is getting hungry.