Rayman PARENTING THREAD

[Keane]

Post which rayman character you wish you were the parent of and why

[Pirez]

I'd like to be the parent of Keane, so I could teach him to not be such a prick.

[Master]

Mr. Dark, his edginess inspires all.

[Keane]

What if you turned on rayman 2 and got sucked into tv, rayman asks you to be his parent. mom or dad?

[nr0r]

I wish I could parent Globox so I can teach him fat pride and how to be a true hero to the glade unlike that fat shaming sexist prick rayman he is such a piece of shit fucking lum collection gap is real do you hear me? Yea?!
Well this is what I have to say on the matter but it would be nice to parent Globox my friend

[Eren]

I wanna be Andre's parent, to always make shitty jokes and fart randomly.

[Keane]

what if you were the parent of sssam and committed incest

[TFDS]

I wanna be Raymesis's parent, and tell him there are at least 4 others like him and that he's not unique in any way

[Eren]

what if you were the parent of sssam and committed incest

Hmmm, sssam is pretty hot gotta admit it

[Keane]

what if sssam spread your buttcheeks and fucks you by putting his head in like a penis (body is long object, remember;;;)

[Eren]

Oh fuck, but sssssssssssssssssssssam was the coolest guy ever! He no gay he straight he loves fucking dat pussy tonite

[Keane]

snake in ass

[TFDS]

Clearly Razoff fucked Sssam before any of you sick fucks had the chance

[Eren]

I guess he uses his statue as a wild sex toy

[Keane]

what ifff sssam got stuck in razzor butthole, died, hence been stuck inside razzor anus/intestines/stomach. this is why he has a statue instead of a carpet or handbag of him

[nr0r]

Weak, I wouldn't fuck Sssam. Fuck a Teensie

[Keane]

what if a teensie gently dipped his nose into anus

[TFDS]

Whose anus?

[nr0r]

What if he pulled nose out, and nostrils full of poo?

[nr0r]

What if he pulled nose out, and nostrils full of poo?