Rayman PARENTING THREAD

[NyaNyaLily]

Stop making me go on quiz adventures where wrong answers result in death!

[Eren]

I honestly think Razoff had quite some fun with Ssssam and since he got stuck in his ass he got solidified from all the shit and then razoff used him as a statue in a random room

[Keane]

what if the swamp in bog of murk was all poowater, and the marshes of awakening too? what if sssam lived inside poopoo peepee? can rayman cope with his friend's lifestyle/.?

[nr0r]

What if the swamp poowater is made by teensies sneezing poo out their stuffed nostrils?

[NyaNyaLily]

Does Rayman have a public profile on Steam?

[Eren]

Maybe all the shit is made by Begoniax after a night at Taco Bell, and Razoff likes to swim in it.

[Master]

No, he'd get riled up by the crazy fangirls.

[NyaNyaLily]

Thats no good

[Keane]

Michel Ancel actually suggested in coded language Jano is into cucking in L'Histoire de Rayman

[TFDS]

Jano is still my sweet baby that needs protec

[Eren]

Michel Ancel actually suggested in coded language Jano is into cucking in L'Histoire de Rayman

Goddamn now that's some deep lore, wonder if he likes watching his girl being fucked by a black guy or a white guy, maybe both.

[nr0r]

Black, obviously?????

[TFDS]

No more parenting confessions?

[nr0r]

Mr. Dark for daddy of the year?

[NyaNyaLily]

No Internet for a week!

[nr0r]

I pay my own internet, you can't do a thing about it.

[NyaNyaLily]

No phone for 2 weeks!

[nr0r]

I am a grown one you fool

[TFDS]

Do you pay taxes tho??

[nr0r]

I wish Mr. Dark was your dad